Category: IT

Microsoft Exchange? Seriously? You Idiots Still Using *Those* Versions of Exchange?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Microsoft is finally pulling the plug on Exchange 2016 and 2019 in a month. October 31st, mark your...

NTLM is Dying (Good Riddance) Seriously? Still Using NTLM in 2024? Ugh. Fine, I'll summarize this for you people who apparently haven’t upgraded since Windows XP. Microsoft is *finally* getting serious about killing off NTLM...

Phoenix Attack: Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake - Another Memory Bug Right, listen up. Some "researchers" (read: people with too much time and a frankly disturbing fascination with RAM) have found another way to screw up...

Finwise Breach - Ugh. Another Fucking Data Leak. Seriously? Right, listen up. Some dipshit at Finwise, a third-party vendor for American First Finance (AFF), decided to be spectacularly incompetent – or malicious, who the hell...

Google's Law Enforcement Portal? More Like a Law *Breach* Portal Seriously?! Google Got Pwned. Again. Oh, joy. Another security clusterfuck courtesy of the tech giants. Apparently, some hackers – and I use that term loosely for...

VoidProxy: Another Phishing Clusterfuck Seriously? *Another* One?! VoidProxy. Oh, joy. Some script kiddie decided it was a good idea to launch yet another phishing-as-a-service called VoidProxy. Because the internet clearly...

Salesforce? Seriously? Another Day, Another Data Breach (Because People Are Idiots) Right, listen up. The FBI – yes, those guys – are flapping their gums about two hacking groups, UNC6040 and UNC6395, pilfering data from...

Samsung Zero-Day? Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Samsung Had *Another* Zero-Day. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some clever clogs over at WhatsApp found a zero-day vulnerability in a bunch of Samsung Galaxy devices –...

Seriously? Four Years For *Movies*? This Guy. Seriously. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… some dipshit named Brandon Beckwith just got 4 years and 3 months in federal prison because he was selling pre-release movies...

Cyberattack Prep? Seriously? Oh, *Now* You Want to Be Prepared? Right. So you've let your security lapse and some script kiddie (or worse) is poking holes in your network. Fantastic planning, geniuses. This article – because...