Category: IT

LongCat 2.0: China Trains a Big AI Beast on Homegrown Hardware, and the Rest of Us Get More Vendor Drama Right, here’s the short version, because apparently the universe insists on spawning yet another large language model and...

AWS Throws $1 Billion at “Forward Deployed Engineering” Because Apparently AI Won’t Sell Itself, the Lazy Bastards Right, here’s the gist of this corporate fanfare without the usual sugar-coated PR horseshit: AWS is...

AMD Sneaks Low-Power Cores into Linux for Zen 6, Because Apparently One Kind of Core Wasn’t Enough Bullshit So here’s the deal: AMD has added support in the Linux kernel for a new low-power core type that’s expected to show...

Microsoft Kills the Cheap Surface Crap and Chases the Shiny Rich-Kid Toys Right, here’s the gist of the whole thing, because apparently Microsoft has decided the budget end of the Surface lineup can go fuck itself. According to...

Securing Autonomous AI Agents Against MCP Tool Poisoning, or: Yet Another Glorious Way Humans Let the Machines Get Screwed Right, so this article is about Model Context Protocol (MCP) tool poisoning, which is a fancy way of...

Securing Microsoft 365 Against Rogue AI Agents and Identity Threats, or: Yet More Shit for Admins to Clean Up Right, so this article is about the latest steaming pile of security grief in Microsoft 365: rogue AI agents,...

Hermes: Because Apparently OpenClaw Wasn’t Enough of a Pain in the Ass Right, so this article goes through deploying Hermes, which is basically a more persistent, self-healing alternative to OpenClaw. In other words, it’s the...

Anthropic Tries to Un-fuck the Fable 5 Mess So here’s the gist of this little security soap opera: Anthropic is preparing to bring back its Fable 5 AI model after a security standoff knocked the bloody thing sideways....

HP Jumps Into Bed with OpenAI, Because Apparently We Needed More AI Crap in Enterprise Right then. HP has decided to partner with OpenAI so it can smear “frontier AI” across its enterprise operations, products, and services...

Linux Kernel 7.2 Enters Testing, Because Apparently Hardware Vendors Still Need Adult Supervision Right, so Linux kernel 7.2 has stumbled into the testing phase, dragging along a wheelbarrow full of driver updates, hardware...