Category: IT

Microsoft September 2025 Patch Tuesday fixes 81 flaws, two zero-days

Microsoft's September Patch Tuesday: Another Month, Another Fucking Mess Microsoft's September Patch Tuesday: Another Month, Another Fucking Mess Oh joy. Microsoft decided to grace us with 81 security flaws this month....

Windows 10 KB5065429 update includes 14 changes and fixes

Windows 10 KB5065429 - Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* Windows Update? (KB5065429) Right, listen up. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom, have shoved out yet another update for Windows 10 – KB5065429. Fourteen changes and...

Hackers hide behind Tor in exposed Docker API breaches

Seriously, People? Another Fucking Docker Disaster. You'd Think We'd Learn. Right, listen up, you bunch of security-challenged clowns. Apparently, some script kiddies – and let’s be real, it’s always script kiddies – are...

U.S. sanctions cyber scammers who stole billions from Americans

Ugh, More Scumbags Seriously? The US *Now* Sanctions These Morons? Right, so the Treasury Department finally got around to slapping sanctions on a bunch of lowlifes running international tech support scams and… wait for it…...

Microsoft’s new AI certifications—Is it still worth pursuing conventional IT certs?

Microsoft AI Certs: A Waste of Your Precious Time (Probably) Oh, *Now* They Care About Certifications? Right. So Microsoft's decided AI is important and has slapped together a bunch of new certifications to prove it. Big fucking...

Windows UAC bug after the August 2025 update

UAC Bug - Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Another Windows Thing. Right, listen up. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and by that I mean staggering incompetence), have managed to bollocks up User Account Control again....

Action1 vs. Microsoft WSUS: A Better Approach to Modern Patch Management

Action1 vs. WSUS: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) Seriously? Another Patch Management Article? Oh, joy. More people discovering that Microsoft’s Windows Server Update Services (WSUS) is a flaming pile of...

Salesloft: March GitHub repo breach led to Salesforce data theft attacks

Salesloft? More Like Sales*Lost* Data, Am I Right? Seriously?! Another One. Oh joy. Salesloft, a sales engagement platform – because apparently salespeople need *more* tools to bother people – got their GitHub repo pwned back...

Hackers hijack npm packages with 2 billion weekly downloads in supply chain attack

Seriously?! Another NPM Screw-Up Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: NPM Packages Compromised. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Some bloody hackers managed to hijack a bunch of popular Node Package Manager (NPM) packages – we’re...

Sports streaming piracy service with 123M yearly visits shut down

Ugh, Another One Bites the Dust Seriously? They Shut Down *Another* Piracy Site. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some colossal steaming pile of illegal streams called "Calcio Sports" – because subtlety is clearly lost on...