Category: IT

Fake enterprise VPN sites used to steal company credentials

For Fuck's Sake, Stop Downloading Your VPN From Random Shitty Websites Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. Yet another bunch of clueless dribbling morons have managed to hand over their corporate credentials to every...

Police sinkholes 45,000 IP addresses in cybercrime crackdown

Police Sinkhole 45,000 IPs, Universe Still Fucked Oh for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in. The bloody constabulary have been playing with DNS again, proudly announcing they've sinkholed 45,000 IP addresses in some...

From VMware to what’s next: Protecting data during hypervisor migration

VMware Migration: Another Corporate Clusterfuck Courtesy of Broadcom Oh look, Broadcom bought VMware and immediately turned the licensing model into a protection racket that would make the fucking mob jealous. Now every poor...

Windows 11 KB5079387: No more clean install for Smart App Control, Group Policy start menu fix, Remote Desktop DisableSeamlessLanguageBar parameter for Set-RDSessionCollectionConfiguration

Windows 11 KB5079387: Microsoft's Latest Circle-Jerk of "Improvements" Oh look, another mandatory update from the Redmond Shitshow. KB5079387 has dropped like a turd in a punchbowl, and guess what? It's actually got some fixes...

Microsoft investigates classic Outlook sync and connection issues

Another Day, Another Microsoft Clusterfuck So apparently those bastards at Microsoft have managed to completely shit the bed again. Classic Outlook—that archaic, bloated turd of an email client that corporate drones are...

Poland’s nuclear research centre targeted by cyberattack

Another Fucking Nuclear Cyberattack? What A Surprise. Oh for fuck's sake. Poland's National Centre for Nuclear Research—yeah, the atomic boffins over at NCBJ—just got their digital arses handed to them by some...

Introducing the Windows NVMe-oF Initiator Preview in Windows Server Insiders Builds

Yet Another Fucking Storage Protocol to Destroy Your Weekend Oh brilliant. Just when you thought your storage infrastructure couldn't get any more fucked, Microsoft decides to bless us with NVMe over Fabrics support in Windows...

FBI seeks victims of Steam games used to spread malware

FBI Wants to Talk to the Geniuses Who Downloaded Malware Disguised as Steam Games Oh for fuck's sake. The FBI is actively seeking victims who managed to infect their own machines by downloading what were obviously sketchy-as-shit...

US charges another ransomware negotiator linked to BlackCat attacks

Great, Another Fucking Ransomware Negotiator Gets Nailed Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any more shitty, I read about Ahmed Hossam Eldin Elmaghraby—that's right, another goddamn ransomware...

Apple patches older iPhones and iPads against Coruna exploits

Apple Finally Patches Their Shitty Ancient Hardware Against Exploits That Shouldn't Exist Oh joy. Just when you thought it was safe to put your grandmother's fossilized iPhone 6s in a museum display case, Apple decides to grace...