Category: IT

CISA Tells the Feds to Patch Their Bloody Samsung Zero-Day Before All Hell Breaks Loose So, apparently, the geniuses at Samsung have managed to gift the world another zero-day security crap-fest, and—surprise, surprise—some...

Docker’s Got a Hole So Big You Could Sail a Goddamn Ship Through It Oh wonderful, just when you thought containerization was the holy grail of security isolation, along comes *another* steaming pile of “well, shit, time to...

Lost iPhone Scams: Because Apparently We Needed More Idiots on the Internet Right, listen up you magnificent digital morons. Some sneaky bastards have found a new way to make your already miserable lives worse. It’s called the...

Nakivo v11.1 — Another Bloody “Upgrade” To Keep the Server Fires Burning Right, so Nakivo’s back at it again, belching out version 11.1 of their backup and disaster recovery tool, like it’s the second coming of Zeus...

AI Has Eaten All the Bloody Hard Drives So apparently, the almighty god of buzzwords—AI—has decided it needs every last spinning rust platter on the planet. Yeah, those fancy cloud hyperscalers—Amazon, Google, Meta, and...

Microsoft Spots Another Digital Dumpster Fire: "WhisperGate" or Whatever-the-Hell Leak So apparently the wizards at Microsoft have stumbled upon yet another oh-so-charming cyber clusterfuck, this time called the “Whisper...

ChatGPT Leaks: The Dumpster Fire Google Didn’t Ask For Oh for fuck’s sake, just when you thought the internet couldn’t get more embarrassingly idiotic, it does a goddamned swan dive straight into the septic tank. So...

Microsoft’s Shopping Bots: Because Apparently We Needed More Crap Trying to Sell Us Crap So, in another thrilling episode of "Tech Giants Have Lost the Plot," Microsoft has decided to unleash a horde of goddamn shopping bots...

Samsung’s Zero-Click Disaster – Because Why Would Security Ever Work Properly? Oh, bloody marvellous. Samsung’s managed to join the "Zero-F**king-Click Vulnerability" club. Seems some nasty little bastards out there figured...

Windows 10 Throws a Fit, LTSC Users Lose Their Shit Well, Microsoft’s done it again — tripping over its own digital shoelaces and managing to piss off half its user base in the process. Apparently, some poor sods using...