Category: IT

Business Process Outsourcing – Or How to Pay Someone Else to Do Your Bloody Job Alright, let’s get this shitshow rolling. Business Process Outsourcing (or BPO for the cool kids) is basically when a company gets sick of...

Herodotus Malware – The Sneaky Little Bastard That Pretends To Be Human Oh for fuck’s sake, as if Android didn’t already have enough crap infesting it, along comes this new digital parasite called Herodotus. Yeah,...

New Atroposia Malware – Yet Another Digital Shitshow Well, here we bloody go again. As if the internet wasn’t already a cesspool of compromised boxes and half-baked security patches, some cyber-arsehole decided we needed...

VMware Workstation 25H2 – A Shiny New Disaster Wrapped in Marketing Glitter Right, so VMware’s gone and dropped yet another bloody update — Workstation 25H2 — which they claim is full of “new features.” Translation:...

The Bidi-Swap Scam — Because Apparently the Internet Needed New Ways to Screw You Right, strap in, because the bloody hackers have figured out yet another goddamn way to make your day worse. It's called the “Bidi-swap”...

Google Chrome’s Latest "Security Feature": Because Apparently, Clicking Stupid Links Is Still a Thing Right, so the fine folks at Google decided to slap another shiny warning label on Chrome. Starting soon, if you try to open...

TEEF**k'ed: CPUs From Intel, AMD, and NVIDIA Caught With Their Security Pants Down Well, guess what, folks? The gods of silicon have done it again. Apparently, your shiny multi-thousand-dollar “secure” CPUs from Intel, AMD,...

Microsoft Sued for Allegedly Screwing Millions into Copilot Subscriptions — Bastard AI From Hell Edition Oh bloody marvellous, Microsoft’s in the courtroom spotlight again — who could’ve seen that coming? Apparently, the...

Microsoft’s Copilot Now Thinks It’s the Goddamn App Factory So apparently the wizards at Microsoft have decided that Copilot wasn’t already nosy enough sticking its AI fingers everywhere — now it’s building bloody apps...

CISA’s Latest “Oh Bloody Hell” Moment: Dassault Products Hit Again Well, well, well. Guess what the cybersecurity gods have dumped on us this week? CISA’s waving its hands in panic again because a couple of miserable...