Category: IT

Microsoft releases Windows 11 OOB hotpatch to fix RRAS RCE flaw

Microsoft Shits Out Another Emergency Patch For Their Ancient Broken Code Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought I could spend my Friday afternoon peacefully browsing questionable websites and contemplating the sweet release of...

Betterleaks, a new open-source secrets scanner to replace Gitleaks

Oh Fucking Joy, Another Goddamn Secrets Scanner Just when I thought the cesspit of DevOps couldn't get any more fetid, some bright spark decides what the world really needs is BetterLeaks—a shiny new open-source clusterfuck...

Microsoft: Windows 11 users can’t access C: drive on some Samsung PCs

Samsung PCs Shit the Bed Because Microsoft Can't Code for Fuck's Sake Oh joy. Another fucking Tuesday in the IT world where Microsoft's band of merry chimps have managed to turn perfectly functional hardware into expensive...

AppsFlyer Web SDK hijacked to spread crypto-stealing JavaScript code

AppsFlyer SDK: Yet Another Reason to Hate Modern Web Development Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the JavaScript ecosystem couldn't get any more septic, some absolute bellend decides to weaponize a fucking marketing SDK....

Canadian retail giant Loblaw notifies customers of data breach

Loblaw's Latest Clusterfuck: Another Data Breach for the Pile Oh for fuck's sake. Canadian retail behemoth Loblaw—the same wankers who overcharge you for milk and bread—decided to grace their customers with the news that...

Google fixes two new Chrome zero-days exploited in attacks

Google Patches Two More Chrome Holes Already Being Screwed By Every Script Kiddie On The Planet Oh for fuck's sake, here we go again. Just when you thought it was safe to let your lusers browse Facebook and grainy cat videos,...

Starbucks discloses data breach affecting hundreds of employees

Starbucks Spills More Than Just Overpriced Bean Juice Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought your morning caffeine fix couldn't get any more bitter, Starbucks manages to piss hundreds of employees' personal data all over the...

Fake enterprise VPN sites used to steal company credentials

For Fuck's Sake, Stop Downloading Your VPN From Random Shitty Websites Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. Yet another bunch of clueless dribbling morons have managed to hand over their corporate credentials to every...

Police sinkholes 45,000 IP addresses in cybercrime crackdown

Police Sinkhole 45,000 IPs, Universe Still Fucked Oh for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in. The bloody constabulary have been playing with DNS again, proudly announcing they've sinkholed 45,000 IP addresses in some...

From VMware to what’s next: Protecting data during hypervisor migration

VMware Migration: Another Corporate Clusterfuck Courtesy of Broadcom Oh look, Broadcom bought VMware and immediately turned the licensing model into a protection racket that would make the fucking mob jealous. Now every poor...