Category: IT

Windows 11 KB5079387: Microsoft's Latest Circle-Jerk of "Improvements" Oh look, another mandatory update from the Redmond Shitshow. KB5079387 has dropped like a turd in a punchbowl, and guess what? It's actually got some fixes...

Another Day, Another Microsoft Clusterfuck So apparently those bastards at Microsoft have managed to completely shit the bed again. Classic Outlook—that archaic, bloated turd of an email client that corporate drones are...

Another Fucking Nuclear Cyberattack? What A Surprise. Oh for fuck's sake. Poland's National Centre for Nuclear Research—yeah, the atomic boffins over at NCBJ—just got their digital arses handed to them by some...

Yet Another Fucking Storage Protocol to Destroy Your Weekend Oh brilliant. Just when you thought your storage infrastructure couldn't get any more fucked, Microsoft decides to bless us with NVMe over Fabrics support in Windows...

FBI Wants to Talk to the Geniuses Who Downloaded Malware Disguised as Steam Games Oh for fuck's sake. The FBI is actively seeking victims who managed to infect their own machines by downloading what were obviously sketchy-as-shit...

Great, Another Fucking Ransomware Negotiator Gets Nailed Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any more shitty, I read about Ahmed Hossam Eldin Elmaghraby—that's right, another goddamn ransomware...

Apple Finally Patches Their Shitty Ancient Hardware Against Exploits That Shouldn't Exist Oh joy. Just when you thought it was safe to put your grandmother's fossilized iPhone 6s in a museum display case, Apple decides to grace...

Going the Extra Mile? More Like Going Straight to Extra Hell Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought humanity's collective IQ couldn't drop any lower, some shitweasels on the dark web decided that your pathetic stash of airline...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Telus Digital Just Shat the Bed With a Petabyte of Data Telus Digital has finally confirmed what we all suspected: they've been royally fist-fucked by some script kiddie who claims to have made off with a...

Google Pisses Away $171 Million Because Their Code is Shit Oh look, another fucking press release from the Chocolate Factory patting themselves on the back for paying out bug bounties. Like we're supposed to be grateful they had...