Category: IT

Another Day, Another Shitshow: Feds Finally Crush Seven-Year-Long Malware Fiesta Oh for fuck's sake, look what crawled out of the digital gutter this week. The goddamn Feds finally got off their arses and disrupted "SocksEscort"...

For Fuck's Sake, Not the Backups Too Just when you thought your disaster recovery plan wasn't already a catastrophic shitshow, Veeam decides to drop a steaming turd right into your backup pool. These absolute weapons have...

Microsoft Agent 365: Because Your Users Weren't Confused Enough Already Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Microsoft couldn't cram any more "intelligent" bullshit into Office 365, here comes Microsoft Agent 365. It's...

RSAT on ARM: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Hate Surface Pro X Users Oh for fuck's sake. You're telling me some absolute masochist bought an ARM-based Windows 11 laptop—a Surface Pro X or some other hipster tablet with...

AI-Generated Malware: Because Script Kiddies Weren't Lazy Enough Already Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any more excruciating—stuck between users who can't find the power button and management...

Another Bunch of Muppets Get Reamed by Ransomware Oh for fuck's sake. England Hockey. Yeah, because nothing screams "critical national infrastructure" like a bunch of overgrown schoolkids chasing a ball around a field with...

Another Fucking Android Malware Because Users Are Too Stupid to Live Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the human race couldn't get any more moronic, some digital vermin calling itself "BeatBanker" comes slithering out of...

BlackSanta: Because HR Departments Are the Gift That Keeps on Giving (Me a Fucking Headache) Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the user base couldn't get any more catastrophically stupid, some absolute bellend in a...

Meta Pretends to Give a Shit About Scams, World Yawns Oh, for fuck's sake. Meta has decided to grace us with yet another round of "we're protecting you from scams" bullshit, as if they haven't been the ones letting the vermin run...

Windows Autopatch Hotpatching: Because Rebooting Was Too Fucking Simple Great. Just fucking great. Microsoft has decided that the one sacred ritual of IT—the 3 AM reboot cycle that separates the wheat from the chaff, the real...