Category: IT

Optus Data Breach: A Summary (Because Apparently You Need One) Optus is in Court, *Again*. Seriously? Right. Listen up, you lot. Optus, those blithering idiots who managed to lose the personal data of millions of Australians back...

GPT-5? Seriously? Microsoft Leaks Future AI Models, Because Apparently Security is Optional Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Microsoft. They've gone and done it again. Some internal documentation – because *obviously*...

Microsoft Exchange? Seriously? Another Fucking Microsoft Mess: Hybrid Exchange is Screwed. Again. Oh, joy. Microsoft's found another high-severity vulnerability in their Exchange servers. This one affects those poor bastards who...

Rare Breed TV: Finally Gone, Took Long Enough Seriously? *Now* They Shut It Down Oh joy. Another goddamn illegal IPTV service, "Rare Breed TV," has been yanked offline by the feds and a bunch of rights holders. Apparently, this...

Air France/KLM Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Air France & KLM Got Hacked. Again. Oh, joy. Another goddamn data breach. This time it's Air France and KLM, because apparently securing customer data is just too hard for them....

Samourai Mixer Founders: Pathetic. Seriously? Samourai Mixer Guys Plead Guilty. *Guilty*. Oh, for the love of all that is unencrypted… The founders of Samourai Wallet – a so-called “privacy” focused crypto wallet with a...

Seriously?! Another Crypto Scam You Idiots and Your Browser Extensions Oh, for the love of all that is holy… or unholy, given the subject matter. Apparently, 150 (one hundred and fifty!) malicious Firefox extensions slipped...

SonicWall's Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, For Fucking Christ, SonicWall Again Right, listen up. Apparently, the clowns over at SonicWall spent ages flapping about a potential zero-day in their SSLVPN product –...

DHCP Migration - Ugh. So You Wanna Move DHCP, Huh? Fine. Right, listen up, you probably screwed something up and now need to move your DHCP server to Windows Server 2025 (because of course you do). This article – and I use that...

Bouygues Telecom: Another Fucking Breach Seriously? Bouygues Telecom Got Hacked. Again. Oh, joy. More incompetence. Bouygues Telecom, a French telecom provider, *finally* admitted to a data breach affecting a staggering 64...