Category: IT

Seriously? Another Fucking Tool... Oh, joy. Like we don't have enough problems, some script kiddies – or slightly less inept criminals – cooked up a new EDR (Endpoint Detection and Response) killer called "Rhino." Eight...

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI. GPT-5 is Coming (Because We Clearly Need More Problems) Right, so OpenAI's decided to unleash GPT-5 upon an unsuspecting world. Fantastic. As if we didn’t have enough trouble with the last one...

Ugh, Another Exchange Screwup Seriously? *Another* Exchange Vulnerability?! Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out in crayon. CISA – those clowns over at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure...

Seriously?! More Bullshit. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Some absolute morons – and I use that term *generously* – have been distributing fake WhatsApp developer libraries on GitHub. Not just any...

Pandora Got Pwned, Surprise! Oh Joy. Another Data Breach. Pandora This Time. Right, listen up you lot. Pandora – yeah, the music streaming thing – has *finally* admitted they got their data nicked in this ongoing clusterfuck...

Microsoft's Bounty Program: A Waste of Money, Honestly Seriously? Microsoft Paid *Seventeen Million* Dollars?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Microsoft shelled out a record $17 million in bug bounties over the past year....

Trend Micro Zero-Day? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Zero-Day. Right, listen up, you lot. Trend Micro's endpoint protection software has a zero-day vulnerability – meaning some clever bastards are exploiting it right now....

WhatsApp's Pathetic Attempt at Security Seriously? *Now* They Think of That? Oh, joy. WhatsApp, bless their cotton socks, has finally decided to add a little something to stop scammers. After years of letting the platform be...

Dell Laptops? More Like Dell *Lock*ports - A Summary (Ugh) Seriously, Another One?! Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them in crayon. Dell's pre-installed Revault software – that crapware...

National Bank of Canada? More Like National *Broken* Bank of Canada Seriously?! Another One. Oh, joy. The National Bank of Canada had a "technical issue" yesterday – which is corporate-speak for “some idiot screwed something...