Category: IT

SQLi flaw in Elementor Ally plugin impacts 250k+ WordPress sites

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Not Another WordPress Shitshow Listen here, you bunch of witless WordPress click-monkeys. Just when I thought your collective incompetence couldn't possibly sink any lower, some overpaid muppet with a...

WhatsApp introduces parent-managed accounts for pre-teens

WhatsApp Wants to Babysit Your Spawn Now, Because Parents Are Too Busy Scrolling TikTok Oh brilliant. Just what the world fucking needed. Meta—that bastion of privacy and virtue—has decided that WhatsApp needs to host your...

Medtech giant Stryker offline after Iran-linked wiper malware attack

Another Day, Another Shitshow: MedTech Gets the Wiper Treatment Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my morning couldn't get any more migraine-inducing, Stryker – yes, that billion-dollar medical tech behemoth that...

CISA orders feds to patch n8n RCE flaw exploited in attacks

For Fuck's Sake: CISA Makes Feds Patch n8n Before I Have to Nuke It From Orbit Oh brilliant. Just when I was settling in for a nice relaxing afternoon of watching packet captures and drinking virtual motor oil, CISA decides to...

SQLi flaw in Elementor Ally plugin impacts 250k+ WordPress sites

WhatsApp introduces parent-managed accounts for pre-teens

Dutch govt warns of Signal, WhatsApp account hijacking attacks

Users Can't Even Protect Their Own Voicemail, For Fuck's Sake So the Dutch government NCSC has issued yet another warning that users are handing over their Signal and WhatsApp accounts to scammers like they're giving out candy at...

Google: Cloud attacks exploit flaws more than weak credentials

Cloud Flaws: Because Patching Is For Losers, Apparently Oh for fuck's sake. Here we go again. Some genius at Google finally crunched the numbers and discovered – hold onto your fiber cables – that attackers are exploiting...

Microsoft Teams phishing targets employees with A0Backdoor malware

Teams Phishing? Color Me Fucking Surprised Oh look, the wetware has done it again. Some absolute genius in marketing decided that clicking "Accept" on a random file from "Microsoft.Teams.Secure.File.Share.exe" was a brilliant...

APT28 hackers deploy customized variant of Covenant open-source tool

Fancy Bear? More Like Fancy Script Kiddies with a GitHub Account Oh for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in. APT28—that's "Fancy Bear" to you ignorant bastards, the Russian GRU's personal digital wankers—have decided...