Category: IT

Microsoft's Hotpatching Bullshit: Because Reboots Were Too Fucking Simple Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Microsoft couldn't make your life as a sysadmin any more of a living nightmare, those bastards in Redmond have...

Ivanti EPM: Because Who Needs Security Anyway? Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought I could have a quiet Friday without some vendor's dumpster fire of a codebase shitting all over my network, CISA drops this bouquet of bad...

Oh Brilliant, Another Fucking Turing Test Just when you thought the internet couldn't descend any further into ninth-circle-of-hell territory, some absolute wanker decided that clicking on buses and traffic lights was too fucking...

Another Fucking Botnet? Of Course It Is Oh brilliant. Just what the world fucking needed – another shitty botnet crawling up the arse of consumer hardware. This time it's "Kadnap" (which sounds like a toddler's attempt at...

Oh Fucking Joy, Microsoft Finally Built a Digital Chastity Belt for the Click-Happy Masses Look what the cat dragged in—Microsoft Entra has finally lumbered into the 21st century with "phishing-resistant" sign-in for Windows,...

Microsoft 365 Copilot Wave 3: It's Not Your Fucking Coworker, It's a Fancy Calculator with Attitude Oh for fuck's sake. Microsoft has unleashed Wave 3 of Copilot, and now they're pimping this "Copilot Cowork" bollocks like it's...

Oh Fucking Fantastic, HPE's Switch Firmware is a Security Shitshow Again Great. Just fucking great. While you were busy pretending your network infrastructure was solid and drinking your overpriced pumpkin spice latte, HPE went...

Oh Fucking Joy, More Mandatory Digital Proctology Look what the cat dragged in and pissed on: Microsoft's latest contribution to your Tuesday misery, KB5079473 and KB5078883. Because apparently, your system wasn't quite broken...

March 2026 Patch Tuesday: Another Catastrophic Clusterf*ck of Code Oh joy. It's that magical time of the month again where Microsoft empties its colostomy bag of security failures onto our laps and expects a standing f*cking...

Microsoft's Protection Racket Continues: Pay Through the Nose or Get Pwned, Peasants Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought you'd finally buried that decrepit operating system in the digital graveyard where it belongs,...