Category: IT

Microsoft Teams Takes a Massive Shit on Two Continents Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to have another soul-crushing Monday morning standup, Microsoft Teams decides to play corpse across the US and Europe....

ChatGPT Lockdown Mode: Because Your Users Can't Be Trusted With a Fucking Toaster Oh, look. Another bleeding-edge "productivity tool" that's got management's knickers in a twist and security having a collective aneurysm. ChatGPT,...

Autofill Windows Auth? In Your Dreams, Peasant Another day, another moist pile of human misery lands in my inbox demanding to know why their precious fucking browser won't autofill credentials into a Windows authentication...

Notepad++ Adds Double-Lock Security Because Apparently One Fucking Lock Wasn't Enough For You Incompetent Bastards Oh look, another goddamn security update. Notepad++ version 8.7.7 has decided to implement what they're calling a...

Dell's Latest Security Shitshow: Chinese Hackers Had Admin Access Since Last Summer Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to plug your backup appliance back in, Dell drops another steaming pile of vulnerability...

Microsoft's Latest "Fix" for the Boot Failure Shitstorm They Created Oh brilliant. Micro-shaft's cabal of code monkeys have shat out another patch - KB5077181 - that allegedly fixes the catastrophic boot failures from their...

Another Fucking Day, Another Fucking Attack Vector Oh look, what a complete fucking surprise. The wankers over in Threat Actor Land™ have cooked up yet another way to turn your average Monday-morning user into a walking,...

Canada Goose Gets Fucking Plucked: 600k Customer Records Fly the Coop Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought this week couldn't get any more shit-filled, those pretentious wankers at Canada Goose—yes, the bastards who charge...

Google Patches First Chrome Zero-Day of 2025 - Like That'll Fucking Help Oh, for fuck's sake. It's not even April and Google has already pushed out an emergency patch for Chrome's first zero-day of the year. CVE-2025-2783, a...

Microsoft's Latest Circle Jerk: Exchange Online Kills the -Credential Parameter So guess what, you pack of whining script monkeys? Microsoft, in their infinite fucking wisdom, has decided that the -Credential parameter in...