Category: IT

Another F***ing WordPress Plugin Disaster Oh for f***'s sake. Really? Again? The so-called "webmasters" of the world are out there installing every shitty PHP-riddled plugin they can find, and then they act surprised when their...

Wikipedia Gets a Fucking JavaScript Infection Oh for fuck's sake. Look at this shit. Wikipedia, that bastion of "any idiot can edit" knowledge, just got itself proper fucked by a self-propagating JavaScript worm. And who saw this...

Wet Paint, Dry Holes: AkzoNobel Slaps on Another Coat of Security Failure Oh look, another multinational corporation has managed to fuck up their cybersecurity so spectacularly that they might as well have painted a giant target...

Meta's Monumental Clusterfuck: When Facebook Decided to Shit Itself Globally Oh for fuck's sake, look what we have here. Facebook took a two-hour dirt nap yesterday, leaving millions of dribbling morons staring at "Account...

Another Shitshow in VMware Hell: CISA Screams About Ancient SSH Auth Bypass Look what the fucking cat dragged in. CISA has decided to grace us with their presence and flag CVE-2023-34039—a critical authentication bypass in...

Script Kiddies with Daddy Issues: How Brute Force Bit a Ransomware Gang in the Arse Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you think the criminal underworld couldn't get any more incompetent, a bunch of so-called "elite hackers" running a...

Another Day, Another Medical Clusterfuck Oh look, another bunch of medical professionals who think "password123" constitutes military-grade encryption. The University of Mississippi Medical Center—because apparently...

Group Policy Preferences Debug Logging: Because Microsoft Hates You Oh for fuck's sake. Another day, another Group Policy Preference that's decided to vanish into the digital ether while you scramble around like a headless...

Installing Windows Admin Center on Server 2025: A Guide for Masochists with Admin Rights Jesus fucking Christ, here we go again. Microsoft has shat out another version of Windows Server—2025, because apparently 2022 wasn't...

Europol Finally Gets Off Their Arse and Nukes Another Phishing Shitshow Oh look, the cyber-cops finally decided to do something useful instead of just issuing PDF warnings that nobody reads. Europol and their band of merry men...