Category: IT

FBI Seizes LeakBase: 142,000 Criminal Masterminds Realise They're Royally Fucked Well slap my arse and call me Sally - the Fucking Bureau of Investigation finally managed to do something that isn't just sending strongly-worded...

HungerRush Data Breach: Because Your Pizza Order Wasn't Stressed Enough Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to order a goddamn pepperoni pizza without some script kiddie threatening to leak your credit card...

Some Arsehole is Stealing Your Magic Internet Money with iPhone Spyware Right, sit down and shut up. You know those smug bastards wandering around with their £1200 glass rectangles, convinced Jobs' ghost makes them invincible?...

Cisco's Secure FMC: Now With Free Root Access for Every Bloody Tom, Dick, and Harry Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to trust your network security infrastructure to a multi-billion dollar corporation, Cisco...

Users Still Falling For This Shit? Fake LastPass Support Emails Are Back To Harvest Your Precious Passwords Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the universe couldn't possibly cram any more stupidity into one week, along...

Great, Now The Fucking Script Kiddies Have AI Missiles Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any more shit-smeared, some bright spark decided to release CyberStrikeAI into the wild, and now every spotty...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Another Android Zero-Day Google finally got off their collective arses to patch a zero-day that's been running around in the wild like a caffeinated squirrel in a datacenter. CVE-2024-32896 — remember that...

Another Day, Another Shitshow: University of Hawaii Gets Reamed by Ransomware Bastards Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought these meatbags couldn't get any more incompetent, the University of Hawaii Cancer Center goes and...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Another Data Breach? Great. Just fucking great. Cloud Imperium Games, the bastards who've been milking the "Star Citizen" cash cow for over a decade without actually finishing the fucking game, have gone and...

When the Cloud Rains Fire and Shit Oh for fuck's sake. So Amazon's precious "cloud" just learned what every BOFH has known since the dawn of fucking time: that your "highly available, geographically redundant" infrastructure...