Category: IT

MSMQ Bug Wrecks Windows and IIS — Because Microsoft Can’t Stop Breaking Its Own Sh*t Right, gather ‘round you poor bastards. Yet again, Microsoft has decided to take a perfectly functional Windows system and smash it to...

WatchGuard Fireboxes Go Boom: Another RCE Clusterfuck Oh great, guess what broke this week? Those shiny WatchGuard Firebox firewalls — you know, the things *meant* to protect networks from bad crap — have a brand-new Remote...

Denmark’s Water Utility Gets Shafted – Russia Allegedly Holding the Wrench Well, well, well, another day, another bunch of digital clowns wrecking infrastructure. This time Denmark is pointing a big, greasy finger at Russia...

AI-Driven Cybersecurity: Because Apparently Humans Can’t Stop Screwing Up So here we bloody go again — another day, another “revolutionary” cybersecurity partnership promising to save us from the endless tide of digital...

FortiCrap Strikes Again: 25,000 FortiCloud SSO Devices Hanging Their Asses Out to Hackers Right, so apparently Fortinet—the people who *allegedly* secure networks—have once again decided to play “How Totally F***ed Can We...

New UEFI Flaw: Because Apparently Your BIOS Needed More Ways to Screw You Oh, bloody fantastic. Another day, another security dumpster fire, and this time it’s the gods-damned UEFI firmware on motherboards from the usual...

Microsoft 365 Users Getting Shafted Again by Yet Another Sneaky-Ass Phishing Scam Oh joy, just when you thought you could check your inbox in peace, the digital con artists are back at it—this time with a sexy new OAuth...

Nigeria Bags the Brainless Twit Behind the Raccoon0365 Phishing Shitshow Well, well, well... looks like the cyber-scamming dipshit behind that “Raccoon0365” phishing platform finally ran out of luck and got his sorry ass...

Microsoft Teams Goes Down — Because of Course It Bloody Did Well, guess what, kids? Microsoft Teams decided to take a giant digital dump on the workday again. People everywhere were slamming their keyboards wondering why their...

Microsoft’s Updates Take a Massive Dump on Azure Virtual Desktop RemoteApp – Again Oh look, Microsoft’s done it again – pushed out some lovely “updates” that allegedly “improve stability and performance” but...