Category: IT

Secure Boot Certificates: Because Users Can't Be Trusted to Not Brick Their Own Damn Machines Oh for fuck's sake. You mean to tell me we actually have to monitor whether these clueless wombles have properly installed Secure Boot...

ReFS Boot Support: Finally, A File System That Treats Your Data Like Glass Oh, for fuck's sake. Microsoft finally decided to let us boot from ReFS, because apparently NTFS wasn't causing enough existential dread in my life. About...

Third-Party Patching: Your Supply Chain Is a Shitshow and Everyone's Tracking Mud Through Your House Oh for fuck's sake. Another day, another bunch of halfwit vendors who can't patch their own arseholes, let alone their shitty...

Oh Look, Another Fucking Firmware Nightmare Courtesy of Ivanti Listen here, you bunch of clueless click-monkeys. While you've been busy downloading cat memes and clicking "Remind Me Tomorrow" on every security update since the...

30 Cybercriminals Caught? Color Me Fucking Underwhelmed Oh look, the bloody com cybercrime gang—because apparently these entrepreneurial shitsticks couldn't even be arsed to come up with a proper villain name like "The Dark...

Air-Gapped Networks? Yeah, Good Fucking Luck With That So you spent six months and half your IT budget isolating that sensitive network from the internet because you watched some fucking CISSP training video from 1998, and you...

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Microsoft Is Finally Putting Training Wheels on Batch Files Microsoft has decided that you absolute morons can't be trusted with a fucking text file that ends in .bat, so they're bolting on yet another...

Another Bunch of Muppets Downloading Random Shit From The Internet So apparently some shit-for-brains developers are so desperate for a job that they'll run any random crap a "recruiter" sends them. Some North Korean wankers...

UFP Technologies Gets Digitally Shafted, And I'm Supposed To Give A Shit? UFP Technologies, some medical device outfit that probably stores patient data on servers held together with duct tape and executive prayers, just got...

New York AG Finally Grows a Pair and Sues Valve Over This Loot Box Shitstorm Oh look, just what I fucking needed today. Another goddamn reminder that the gaming industry is run by greedy bastards who'd sell their own grandmothers...