Category: IT

Windows 365 Reserve: Because Your Shitbox Thin Client Can't Handle The Cloud AND Reality Simultaneously Oh look, another brilliant fucking idea from Microsoft. Let's take a perfectly good computer—well, okay, a repurposed piece...

UK Government Finally Notices Iranian Cyber Bastards Are In The Cookie Jar Oh for fuck's sake. The NCSC—that's the National Cyber Security Centre for those of you who've been living under a fucking rock—has finally emerged...

Florida Woman Discovers That Stealing Millions in Microsoft Licenses Actually Has Consequences, Shockingly Oh joy. Another day, another oxygen thief who thought they could game the system and skip the whole "working for a living"...

Another Fucking Day in Paradise: Alabama Scumbag Proves Humanity is Still Broken Oh look, it's not even 9 AM and already some festering shitstain from Alabama has ruined my morning. Christopher C., a 24-year-old waste of oxygen...

For Fuck's Sake: Users Are Now Installing Fake Google Apps Like The Absolute Muppets They Are Listen up you bunch of clueless meatbags. Yet again, the internet has conjured up fresh hell designed specifically for those of you who...

Samsung TVs To Stop Treating Your Living Room Like A Free Data Buffet For fucking once, a corporation gets slapped hard enough that they actually notice. Samsung—those shiny bastards who've been monetizing your couch-potato ass...

Incompetence: The Only Infinite Fucking Resource Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you think the meatbags couldn't possibly get any more sodding stupid, the Korean National Tax Service decides to hold my beer and set a new fucking...

Another Fucking Chrome Extension Gone Rogue Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more of a cesspool, some shithead developer decides to sell their fucking Chrome extension to the highest bidder,...

Oh Fucking Joy, ReFS Boot Is Here (And Other Tales of Server Abuse) Well, slap my arse and call me Sally. After what feels like a geological epoch of listening to you whiny bastards moan about how NTFS is "outdated" and "prone to...

Another F*cking Genius Gets Caught With His Digital Pants Down Some Ukrainian bloke finally admitted what we all f*cking knew—he was running "OnlyFake," a sh*thouse operation that used AI to churn out fake IDs faster than I can...