Category: IT

When identity isn’t the weak link, access still is

When Your Shitty Access Management Makes Identity Security About As Useful As A Screen Door On A Submarine So some pen-testing geniuses at Stern Security finally figured out what those of us in the trenches have been screaming...

Microsoft says bug in classic Outlook hides the mouse pointer

Microsoft's Latest Shitshow: Outlook Takes Your Mouse Pointer Hostage Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Outlook couldn't get any more broken, those bastards in Redmond announce that the goddamn mouse pointer disappears...

Amazon: AI-assisted hacker breached 600 Fortinet firewalls in 5 weeks

Another Day, Another Shitshow: AI Helps Skiddie Pwn 600 Firewalls So let me get this straight. Some absolute script kiddie with the imagination of a lobotomized squirrel discovers a Fortinet path traversal bug (CVE-2024-55591)...

Predator spyware hooks iOS SpringBoard to hide mic, camera activity

iOS Privacy Indicators? Predator Spyware Says "Fuck That Noise" Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought your thousand-dollar status symbol actually gave half a shit about your privacy, along comes Predator spyware to...

PromptSpy is the first known Android malware to use generative AI at runtime

Great, Now the Fucking Malware is Using AI Too Oh brilliant. Just what I fucking needed. While I'm busy dealing with Helen from Accounting who can't remember her password for the third time this hour, some shitweasel developers...

Ukrainian gets 5 years for helping North Koreans infiltrate US firms

Another Fucking Victory for the Department of "No Shit, Sherlock" So some Ukrainian chap just got five years in a US federal prison for playing matchmaker between North Korean hackers and terminally stupid American companies....

Mississippi medical center closes all clinics after ransomware attack

University of Mississippi Medical Center: Now Accepting Payment in Bitcoin and Tears Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the crypto-wankers couldn't sink any lower, the University of Mississippi Medical Center decided to...

FBI: Over $20 million stolen in surge of ATM malware attacks in 2025

FBI Discovers Water is Wet, ATM Malware Still a Fucking Thing in 2025 Oh for fuck's sake. The FBI's finally caught up with what anyone with a functioning brain stem has known since 2010—ATM malware is back and it's hoovering up...

PayPal discloses data breach that exposed user info for 6 months

PayPal's Latest Security Shitshow: Because Fuck Your Personal Data, Apparently Well, well, well. PayPal's decided to grace us with yet another data breach. Thirty-four thousand, nine hundred and forty-two accounts got...

Why the shift left dream has become a nightmare for security and developers

The "Shift-Left" Security Clusterfuck: How a Good Idea Went to Complete Shit So some bean-counting, PowerPoint-slurping management consultant had a stroke of genius: "Shift-left" security! Move testing earlier! Make developers...