Category: IT

Microsoft Cloud PKI: Because Fucking Up Certificate Management Wasn't Easy Enough Already Oh brilliant, just what I needed—another half-baked Microsoft service in public preview that makes me want to chainsaw my own network...

Microsoft Defender Library Management: Because You Mouth-Breathers Can't Stop Stepping on Your Own Dicks Oh look, another glorious fucking day where Microsoft pretends they're solving problems instead of just monetizing your...

Microsoft's Latest Circle-Jerk: AI Workflows in Teams Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought I'd reached peak cynicism, Microsoft decides to bless us with another innovation turd that's going to make my life a living hell....

French Bank Shits the Bed, 12 Million Accounts Compromised Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the security landscape couldn't get any more septic, another bunch of clueless muppets with "bank" in their name go and prove...

BeyondTrust RCE: Because Apparently Patching Is Still Too Fucking Hard Oh brilliant, another day, another remote code execution vulnerability being actively exploited. The clowns at CISA are now officially confirming what anyone...

Advantest Takes a Ransomware Shitstorm Right in the Supply Chain Jesus H. Christ on a fucking cracker. Advantest, the Japanese semiconductor test gear behemoth with more cash than sense, just got their digital rectum rearranged...

New MASSIV Android Banking Malware: Because Users Can't Stop Clicking Shit Oh look, another fucking Android malware. What a goddamn shock. This one's called MASSIV, which is apparently what the researchers named it after seeing...

Police Arrest 651 Wannabe Scammers in African Cybercrime Circle-Jerk Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I was starting to enjoy the endless entertainment of "Dear Beloved" emails and WhatsApp messages from allegedly stranded...

Microsoft Entra Accounts Getting Fucked By Device Code Vishing: Film At 11 Great. Just absolutely fucking great. Another day, another brilliant "feature" that's been weaponised by the absolute fucknuggets of the internet. This...

Texas Sues TP-Link: Because Apparently Selling Chinese Surveillance Hubs As "Routers" Is A Bad Thing Now Oh, for fuck's sake. The Texas Attorney General has finally discovered what every competent sysadmin has known since...