Category: IT

ChatGPT Crawls into Word, and the Add-in Is Free Now — Because Apparently We Can't Suffer Enough So here’s the deal: OpenAI has shoved ChatGPT deeper into Microsoft Word by making its Office add-in free for everyone. Yes,...

Acronis Bug Gets Actively Exploited, Because Of Course It Fucking Does Well, here we are again: another backup/security outfit shipping a nasty little mess and then acting terribly concerned when attackers notice the door was...

Google Finally Patches a Pixel Zero-Day After the Usual Security Shitshow Good news, you poor bastards with Pixel phones: Google has shoved out a security update to fix an actively exploited Android zero-day, tracked as...

Windows Server 2022 Is Losing Mainstream Support, Because Of Course It Fucking Is Right, listen up. Microsoft is shoving Windows Server 2022 out of mainstream support on October 13, 2026, which means the nice phase where you...

Microsoft Teams Finally Adds Private “Remind Me” Alerts, Because Apparently People Can’t Be Trusted to Remember Shit Right, so Microsoft has shoved another feature into Teams: private Remind me alerts for chat and channel...

DeepZero Uses AI to Hunt Vulnerable Windows Drivers at Scale — Because Apparently Humans Weren’t Miserable Enough So here’s the deal: the article is about DeepZero, a tool that uses AI to crawl through piles of Windows...

Salesforce’s Koa: Because Even Rich Bastards Get Sick of Paying Claude’s Bloody Bill So here’s the deal: Salesforce has cooked up a new AI model called Koa, and the whole damned point is to cut the stupidly high cost of...

Treasury Tells AI Labs to Piss Off on Liability Waivers Right, so here’s the gist of this bureaucratic little shitshow: the U.S. Treasury has apparently decided that AI companies shouldn’t get to wave away responsibility when...

AI Labs Talking Big on Safety While Apparently Forgetting How Security Actually Works Right, so here’s the depressing gist of it: a bunch of cybersecurity experts have looked at the grand, shiny “AI safety” plans coming out...

Zuckerberg Says “Don’t Slow Down AI,” Because Apparently Liability Will Magically Fix the Shitshow So here we fucking go: Mark Zuckerberg has decided that calls to slow down AI development are, apparently, for lesser...