Category: IT

One Lazy Bastard Owns 83% of Ivanti RCE Attacks — Brilliant, or Just Infuriating? Right, so apparently one single malicious fuckwit is sitting somewhere, rubbing their grubby little hands together, having pulled off 83% of the...

Microsoft Trips Over Its Own Damn Feet Again — Chrome Blocked by “Family Safety” So, Microsoft — that lovable clown car of software engineering — managed to screw up something *else* again. This time, their...

CISA Waves the Red Flag at Yet Another Microsoft Security Dumpster Fire So, surprise surprise — Microsoft’s been caught napping *again*. The U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) just announced that...

IBM QRadar and Criminal IP: Because Apparently Security Still Needs a Bloody Babysitter So here we bloody go again. IBM’s QRadar throws a tantrum every time a packet farts the wrong way, and now some clever bastards decided it...

Exchange Web Services Retirement - Another Microsoft “We Know Better” Clusterfuck So, here’s the bloody deal. Microsoft’s finally pulling the plug on Exchange Web Services (EWS) for Exchange Online. Because, of course,...

Claude Enterprise Finally Lets You Buy Without Talking to Some Sales Drone Well, holy flaming servers of doom, someone at Anthropic actually pulled their head out of their bureaucratic backside. They’ve finally made Claude...

Windows 11 Build 28020 – Microsoft Finally Does Something Useful (Almost) So, apparently Microsoft’s bunch of caffeine-fueled code jockeys have decided to roll out Windows 11 Insider Preview Build 28020, and for once,...

Luxury Brands Get Slapped With a $25 Million Fine – Welcome to Data Breach Hell So guess what happened? Those perfume-peddling, logo-obsessed fashion gods — Louis Vuitton, Dior, and Tiffany — just got collectively smacked...

Claude LLM Artifacts Hijacked to Fling Bloody Mac Infostealers — Because Cyber Bastards Never Sleep Oh, fantastic. Just when you thought the cyber cesspool couldn’t get any shittier, someone found a way to turn harmless...

Apple Patches Yet Another “Oh Shit” Zero-Day — Because Apparently Security Is Optional Well fuck me sideways — Apple’s done it again. They’ve just patched yet another zero-day, this time one that’s been actively...