Category: IT

ShadowRay Attacks: Because Your Fancy GPU Cluster Needed to Mine Crypto for Some Scumbag Well, grab a stiff drink and prepare to punch your monitor – there’s a new goddamn cyber-parasite crawling around called ShadowRay. Some...

Windows Update Strikes Again: BitLocker Eats Itself Ah, Microsoft, at it again with their “helpful” updates that tend to fuck up more things than they fix. So here’s the latest ball of flaming rubbish — the October...

Microsoft’s AI “Agentic OS” – The Clusterfuck That Nobody Asked For So apparently, the brain trust over at Microsoft decided that what Windows 11 *really* needed – instead of being a stable, usable damn OS – was to...

Windows Throws a Fit, Blocks Microsoft 365 Installs Because Apparently Misery Loves Company So guess what, the mighty Microsoft has once again managed to trip over its own bloody shoelaces. There’s a glorious Windows bug...

Pennsylvania AG’s Office Takes It From Behind in INC Ransom Attack Well, surprise-freaking-surprise, another day, another security dumpster fire. The Pennsylvania Attorney General’s Office just learned the hard way what...

DoorDash Security Clusterfuck: When Email Spoofing Meets PR Panic Oh for fuck’s sake… another “nothing to see here” corporate shitstorm, this time courtesy of our culinary saviors at DoorDash. Some poor bastard of a...

Microsoft’s Azure Gets Slammed by a Goddamn Botnet Apocalypse Jesus wept, Microsoft just took a 15 terabit-per-second kick straight to the cloud nuts. Some shiny new bastard called the Aisuru botnet decided Azure looked like a...

Dutch Cops Wipe the Floor with a Shady “Bulletproof” Hosting Operation Right, strap in. So those lovely Dutch police—clever bastards with actual backbone—just tore through a so-called “bulletproof” hosting service...

Princeton’s Latest Screw-Up: When Ivy League Meets "Oops, We Lost Your Data" Oh, fantastic. The elite brain trust at Princeton University – you know, the one that prides itself on producing the world’s "best and brightest"...

Google Decides to Point the Finger at Battery-Sucking Apps — About Bloody Time So apparently the geniuses at Google have finally noticed that half the crap on their Play Store is draining batteries faster than a vampire at a...