Category: IT

Windows 11 Update KB5074105: Microsoft Finally Fixes the Flaming Dumpster Fire They Call an OS Well, well, well… look who’s at it again. Microsoft’s decided to grace us all with yet *another* Windows 11 update — KB5074105...

Microsoft Finally Patches The Giant Fucking Hole in Entra ID Conditional Access Well, grab your flame-retardant underwear, because Microsoft has actually done something useful for once. After apparently napping through a major...

Microsoft Finally Fixes Outlook Bug After Screwing Everyone Over… Again Oh joy, Microsoft’s done it again. Some poor bastards discovered that their precious Outlook desktop decided to have a bloody meltdown with encrypted...

Operation Switch Off: Cops Pull the Plug on Pirate TV, Screwing Freeloaders Everywhere Well, well, well. The big boys in blue have finally yanked their collective fingers out and gone after the digital pirates again, calling it...

Microsoft Finally Decides to Kill Off NTLM — About Bloody Time So, Microsoft’s finally doing it — they’re putting the ancient and crusty NTLM authentication protocol out of its goddamn misery. About two decades too late,...

Crypto Wallets Up to Their Digital Arses in Dirty Money Well, isn’t this a flaming pile of digital horseshit? Turns out crypto wallets managed to rake in a record-shattering $15.8 billion in illicit funds in 2023. That’s...

Google’s New Android Theft Protection: Because Apparently We Needed Even More Bloody Lock Screens So, Google’s gone and decided that we’re all too stupid to hang on to our bloody phones, which is why they’ve rolled out a...

France Just Got a Lovely €5 Million Kick in the Arse for Losing People’s Data Well, well, well. France’s unemployment agency, Pôle Emploi, apparently thought "cybersecurity" was just a trendy buzzword instead of an actual...

Microsoft Teams Licensing: Because Microsoft Can’t Leave Well Enough Alone Oh look, Microsoft’s at it again, rearranging the bloody furniture for no good reason except to confuse every poor bastard trying to keep their...

Microsoft’s Latest “Helpful” Teams Feature: Now You Can Snitch on Scammers, Halle-freakin-lujah Well, well, well. The geniuses over at Microsoft have finally realized that people using Teams might occasionally get spammed...