Category: IT

Aisuru Botnet Breaks the Internet – and My Will to Live Oh great, just what the world needed – another goddamn botnet with an inferiority complex. The Aisuru botnet, that pile of malicious digital vomit, just broke a record...

Not a Kid’s Game: How Some Dumbass Roblox Mod Turned into a Security Nightmare Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Some bunch of digital troglodytes figured out that Roblox mods—yes, that thing meant for 10-year-olds...

Marquis Companies Blames SonicWall for Their Own Dumpster Fire Oh for fuck’s sake, another day, another company trying to dodge responsibility faster than an IT manager dodges patch Tuesdays. Marquis Companies, a healthcare...

Match Group’s Data Dumpster Fire – or How Dating Apps Just Got a Digital STD Well, look who cocked it up again — Match Group, the almighty overlord of Hinge, Tinder, OkCupid, and Match.com, apparently decided cybersecurity...

Google Takes a Sledgehammer to IPIDEA’s Malware-Fueled Proxy Hellscape So, Google just stormed into the cyber-sewer and kicked IPIDEA right in its digital junk. Apparently, these sneaky bastards were running a “residential...

WhatsApp's New "Lockdown Mode" — Because We Can't Have Nice Things Ah, WhatsApp's at it again, trying to slap another band-aid on the festering wound that is humanity’s digital stupidity. The shiny new "Lockdown Mode" is...

Slovakian Cybercrime Genius Finally Trips Over His Own Stupidity So, apparently, some Slovakian bloke named Juraj Sipos decided he was the next dark web messiah and whipped up a cybercrime bazaar called “Kingdom Market,”...

Hackers Hijack LLM Endpoints in the “What-The-Fuck-Is-This” Bazaar So apparently, a bunch of cyber-dipshits have decided to turn unsecured Large Language Model (LLM) endpoints into their own goddamn hacker playground....

Microsoft Shoves Passkeys Down Everyone’s Throat – Because Of Bloody Course They Do Well, it looks like the overlords at Microsoft have decided we’ve not suffered enough password pain, so in March 2026 they’re flipping...

Specops Secure Access – Because Passwords Alone Are for the Weak (and the Lazy Bastards Who Still Use ‘Password123’) Alright, strap in, you magnificent IT masochist. The article whines (politely, of course) about how the...