Category: IT

Moltbot’s Gone Rogue — Another Day, Another Bloody Security Dumpster Fire So apparently, some genius decided to take Microsoft’s fancy new AI assistant trick, “Moltbot Skills,” and use it to sling bloody malware....

Russian Hackers Playing Whack-a-Mole with Microsoft Office Bugs – Because Apparently, Patching is Just a Suggestion Oh, for fuck’s sake. Guess who’s back? That’s right — some bright-eyed Russian hacker dipshits are once...

OpenAI Kills GPT-4o Because Apparently "Good Enough" Is the New Genius So, here we go again — OpenAI’s decided to take the ol’ GPT-4o out behind the digital shed and put a bullet in it. Why? Because they swear their shiny...

OpenAI Says You Can Trust ChatGPT — Yeah, Right... So, apparently, the brainiacs at OpenAI have decided we can all “trust” ChatGPT now. That’s right — the same damn chatbot that sometimes hallucinates facts like it’s...

Apple’s Latest “Privacy” Magic Trick – Now With 20% Less Tracking Bullshit! So Apple’s out here again, waving its big shiny “we care about your privacy” flag while probably snickering into its servers. The...

MongoDB Morons Still Getting Shafted by Data Extortion Attacks Well, here we go again. Apparently, there are still geniuses out there who think it’s a brilliant bloody idea to leave their MongoDB instances wide open to the...

Private Instagram Profiles Leaking Photos – Because of Course They Bloody Are So here we go again: some bright spark pokes Instagram with a stick and — surprise, surprise — finds out that “private” doesn’t actually...

ShinyHunters Wreck the Cloud — and Everyone’s SSO Dreams Along With It So, apparently, those cyber‑assholes known as ShinyHunters have decided that ordinary data breaches aren’t quite spicy enough, so now they’re...

Cloud Storage Scam Emails – Because Humanity Clearly Deserves the Malware It Gets Oh, for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Some bunch of keyboard-wielding crooks have decided you lot haven’t suffered enough spam already, so...

Ex-Google Engineer Gets Busted for Sneaking AI Secrets to China – What a Dumbass Move So here’s the flaming mess of the week: some ex-Google engineer, Linwei Ding (also goes by Leon Ding, because apparently one name wasn’t...