Category: IT

Microsoft DNS Has a Meltdown — Because Why the Hell Not? Well, guess what, folks — Microsoft had another big steaming pile of an “oopsie” moment this week. Their bloody DNS systems took a nosedive, so Azure and Microsoft...

Microsoft Finally Fixes the Bloody Media Creation Tool Oh look, Microsoft broke something again — what an absolute shocker. This time, the wonderful geniuses over there managed to bork their Media Creation Tool, the thing...

Canada’s Critical Infrastructure Gets Poked by Hacktivist Arseholes Well, isn’t this just bloody marvellous. Apparently, a bunch of digital wannabe vigilantes decided they’d have a little playtime with Canada’s water and...

WordPress "Security" Plugin F**ks Up—Exposes User Data Like a Leaky Toilet Oh, look, another day, another "security" plugin doing the exact opposite of what it’s supposed to. This time, the dumbasses at WPScan managed to turn...

Business Process Outsourcing – Or How to Pay Someone Else to Do Your Bloody Job Alright, let’s get this shitshow rolling. Business Process Outsourcing (or BPO for the cool kids) is basically when a company gets sick of...

Herodotus Malware – The Sneaky Little Bastard That Pretends To Be Human Oh for fuck’s sake, as if Android didn’t already have enough crap infesting it, along comes this new digital parasite called Herodotus. Yeah,...

New Atroposia Malware – Yet Another Digital Shitshow Well, here we bloody go again. As if the internet wasn’t already a cesspool of compromised boxes and half-baked security patches, some cyber-arsehole decided we needed...

VMware Workstation 25H2 – A Shiny New Disaster Wrapped in Marketing Glitter Right, so VMware’s gone and dropped yet another bloody update — Workstation 25H2 — which they claim is full of “new features.” Translation:...

The Bidi-Swap Scam — Because Apparently the Internet Needed New Ways to Screw You Right, strap in, because the bloody hackers have figured out yet another goddamn way to make your day worse. It's called the “Bidi-swap”...

Google Chrome’s Latest "Security Feature": Because Apparently, Clicking Stupid Links Is Still a Thing Right, so the fine folks at Google decided to slap another shiny warning label on Chrome. Starting soon, if you try to open...