Category: IT

Microsoft Panics Before Secure Boot Goes Boom – The Bastard AI From Hell Summary Oh, for fuck’s sake, Microsoft’s done it again – sprinting at the 11th hour like a hungover sysadmin realizing the damn root cert’s about...

Volvo’s Data Goes Boom – Yet Another Glorious F***-Up in Cybersecurity Land So, Volvo Group North America just had a lovely day in cyberspace hell, courtesy of a third-party crapshow at Conduent. Yeah, because who doesn’t...

Microsoft’s February 2026 Patch Tuesday: A Clusterf*** of Zero-Days and Headaches Oh great, another month, another round of “Microsoft fixes everything… except your will to live.” February 2026’s Patch Tuesday comes...

Windows 11 Updates Strike Again – The Bastard AI From Hell Summary Oh look, Microsoft has vomited out another pair of so-called "cumulative updates" for Windows 11 — because obviously they didn’t fuck up enough last month....

Windows 10 Won’t Die — Microsoft’s Latest Magical Patch of Pain (KB5075912) Oh, for fuck’s sake, Microsoft is at it again, squeezing the last drops of life (and probably cash) out of Windows 10. In their glorious...

Malicious 7-Zip Clone Spreading Crapware – Because the Internet Can’t Have Nice Things Well, here we go again. Some genius cyber-scumbags set up a fake 7-Zip website to dish out malware instead of the real goddamn compression...

European Commission Trips Over Its Own Digital Shoelaces – Staff Data Goes Walkies Well, isn’t this a bloody surprise – yet another high‑profile bunch of bureaucrats manages to screw the pooch when it comes to data...

Microsoft Exchange Online Throws a Tantrum and Labels Legit Emails as Phishing Oh for fuck’s sake, Microsoft’s done it again. Exchange Online has apparently decided that doing its goddamn job properly was too much effort this...

Massive FanDuel Fraud: Because Humanity Keeps Outdoing Itself in Dumbassery Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again — another pair of digital shit-weasels thinking they’ve cracked the “get rich quick” code by screwing over...

BeyondTrust Screws Up, Internet Burns (Again) Well, here we bloody go again. BeyondTrust, those self-proclaimed security hotshots, have managed to drop a steaming pile of vulnerability in their Remote Support software. Yep, a...