Category: Security

CISA Screams About Yet Another VMware Disaster — Because of Course They Bloody Would Oh brilliant, the bureaucratic fuckwits at CISA have decided to blow the whistle on yet another VMware zero-day, this time being shamelessly...

Eclipse Foundation Revokes Leaked Open VSX Tokens After Security Shitstorm Oh great, another day, another bunch of developers who apparently think production secrets belong on the bloody internet. The Eclipse Foundation just...

Digital Authoritarianism: Because Apparently Orwell Was an Optimist Right, strap in. The article’s basically a cheerful little horror story about how governments around the world are gleefully using cyberspace to screw over...

CISA and NSA Yell at Everyone (Again) About Their Goddamn Servers Oh for crying out loud, the U.S. government’s cyber overlords — CISA and the NSA — have had to step in *again* because apparently no one can keep their...

The MSP Cybersecurity Readiness Guide: Because Apparently Basic Security Still Confuses People Right, so this so-called “MSP Cybersecurity Readiness Guide” from The Hacker News is basically a wake-up slap across the face for...

China-Linked Hackers Are Wrecking Diplomat PCs Like It’s a Bloody Hobby So apparently, some happy-go-lucky bunch of Chinese state-sponsored digital gremlins decided Europe’s diplomats needed a bit of extra excitement in their...

Bloody Chinese Hackers Up to Their Usual Shenanigans Again Oh great, another day, another pack of cyber-bastards being sneaky little pricks. This time, it’s some fun-loving scumbags from China known as the Tick group —...

Nation-State Hackers Play “Guess Who” with Yet Another Fancy-Ass Malware So, the cyber geniuses of the world have done it again — another round of bloody digital Russian roulette. This time it’s something called...

OpenAI Unveils Aardvark: Because Apparently, We Needed Another Bloody “AI Genius” Well, strap in, you poor sods, because OpenAI’s done it again. They’ve vomited out yet another shiny bit of digital sorcery called Aardvark...

Another Telecom Breach? Bloody Predictable! So, guess what, you magnificent pack of cable-wrangling geniuses? Ribbon Communications — yes, those telecom clowns that provide networking gear and software — just announced some...