Category: Security

Russian Hackers Up to Their Usual Sneaky Crap Again Oh bloody fantastic, guess who’s back on their bullshit again? Yep, those *cheery* Russian cyber miscreants, skulking around Ukraine’s digital backyard like drunk raccoons...

Preparing for the Digital Battlefield of 2026 — Or How Humanity Keeps Fucking It All Up So, apparently, the geniuses in charge of cybersecurity are losing their collective minds over the “digital battlefield of 2026.”...

From Power Users to Protective Stewards — The Corporate Security Clown Show Right, so apparently someone finally realized that your so-called “power users” — you know, the ones who think they’re hot shit because they...

AI in GRC: Because We Apparently Needed Another Buzzword-Infected Webinar Right, so here's the bloody gist: yet another bunch of “experts” have decided that what the world really needs is a *webinar* (because we don’t have...

AI Cloaked in Bullshit: The Latest “Genius” Hack Tricks Machines Into Lying Their Artificial Asses Off Oh, for fuck’s sake — now we’ve got another “breakthrough” in digital chaos. Some clever bastards discovered a...

Experts Lose Their Shit Over Botnets Wrecking PHP Servers and IoT Crap So apparently, the bloody cyber world’s gone to hell again — surprise, surprise. Some geniuses noticed a “sharp increase” (that’s security-nerd talk...

Botnets Are Having a Field Day Because Cloud Admins Keep Screwing Up Alright, gather ‘round, you caffeine-addled cloud wranglers. The short version of this flaming dumpster fire is that botnets are partying all over the bloody...

Microsoft Screws Azure Admins Again – A Glorious Clusterfuck of “Security Enhancements” Right, so Microsoft’s decided to “improve” security for Azure Virtual Machines by changing the way local admin accounts are...

Yet Another Bloody Data Breach – Dentsu Edition Well, well, well. Another day, another flaming dumpster fire of cybersecurity incompetence. This time, it’s a Dentsu subsidiary getting its digital drawers yanked down for the...

Malicious NPM Packages Disguised With 'Invisible' Dependencies Oh great, here we go again — another day, another batch of sleazy bastards smuggling malware into NPM packages. Because apparently, developers just love to download...