Category: Security

Oh FFS, Now the North Korean Wankers Are Attacking Hospitals With Medusa Ransomware Just when you thought the crypto-stealing cockwombles from Pyongyang couldn't get any more despicable, the Lazarus Group decides that shaking...

UAC-0050: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Phishing Email Great. Just fucking great. While I've been busy dealing with Trevor from Accounting who can't remember his password for the third time this week, some...

Open Redirects: The Vulnerability That Won't Fucking Die Oh for fuck's sake. Two decades. That's TWENTY GODDAMN YEARS we've known about open redirects, and these braindead developers are STILL building this shit into their...

RoguePilot: GitHub's Copilot Decides Your Secrets Are Public Fucking Property Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick. Just when I thought the cloud-native brigade couldn't get any more incompetent, GitHub goes and proves me wrong in...

Lazarus Group Picks Up Medusa Ransomware: Because Being State-Sponsored Twats Wasn't Enough Oh for fuck's sake. The Lazarus Group—that charming collection of North Korean knobheads—has added Medusa ransomware to their arsenal...

Another Fucking Week, Another Cascade of Security Shitshows Oh, look who's back for their weekly dose of cybersecurity trauma. It's Monday, February 23rd, 2026, and the threat landscape looks exactly like my will to live: fucking...

Another Day, Another Shitload of Moronic Developers Getting Wallet-Fucked by npm Oh, for fuck's sake. Here we go again. Some bright spark developers have been blindly typing npm install like it's a fucking prayer button, and...

Exposed LLM Endpoints: A Shitstorm of Biblical Proportions Oh, for fuck's sake. Another day, another pack of braindead developer wombats have decided that security is what happens to other people. According to some bleeding-heart...

Another Fucking Malicious JPEG: Because Users Can't Stop Clicking Shit Oh, look. Another goddamn day, another goddamn malicious JPEG file trying to skull-fuck its way through our network. Surprise, surprise. The SANS folks found...

Another Fucking Wormable Miner Using BYOVD - Because Apparently 2026 Isn't Shitty Enough Already So some bright spark in a basement somewhere has decided that what the world *really* needs is a wormable XMRig campaign that uses...