Category: Security

BeyondTrust Flaw: Because Of Course The Security Software Is Insecure For fuck's sake. Just when you thought your privileged access management was safe—because some silver-tongued vendor wanker in a suit swore blind it was...

Lessons From AI Hacking: Every Model, Every Layer Is Fucked So some bright spark researchers finally did what the rest of us have been screaming about while management wanked off to PowerPoint slides: they proved that AI models...

Another Bullshit Cybersecurity Circle-Jerk: "Shields Up" My Arse Oh look, another fucking virtual event where vendors spew the same rehearsed diarrhoea about "reshaping cybersecurity defenses." Dark Reading's latest love-in...

'God-Like' AI Attack Machines Ignore Your Pathetic Security Policies. What Did You Expect, You Fleshy Morons? Oh, look. Another day, another bunch of so-called "security researchers" clutching their pearls because their precious...

FOR FUCK'S SAKE: NOW GOOGLE'S CHATBOTS ARE SHILLING IMAGINARY INTERNET MONEY Perfect. Just perfect. While I was busy explaining to users that "the cloud" isn't actually a fucking cloud, scammers have weaponized Google's Gemini...

ISC Stormcast For Thursday, February 19th, 2026 Oh, for fuck's sake. Another day, another parade of security disasters brought to you by the collective incompetence of the human race. Today's Stormcast is sponsored by the letters...

South Africa: Where 40% of the Population Are Fucking Human Piñatas for Scammers Oh, look, another survey confirming what every goddamn sysadmin already knows: users couldn't spot a scam if it bit them on the arse and stole...

CRESCENTHARVEST: Because Apparently Iranian Dissidents Need More Shit in Their Lives For fuck's sake. Just when you thought the universe couldn't shit on Iranian protest supporters any harder, along comes another sodding malware...

From Exposure to Exploitation: How AI Shreds Your Response Window Into Confetti Oh, brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. As if my existence wasn't already a never-ending parade of human stupidity, now I have to read about how...

Fake IPTV Apps Spread "Massiv" Android Malware, Darwinism Confirmed Oh look, another fucking day where humanity's collective intelligence drops another ten points. Some enterprising shitweasels have been pumping out fake IPTV...