Category: Security

ThreatsDay: Another Shitshow of Security Fuckups Oh for fuck's sake. It's only Tuesday and the infosec world has already shat the bed, set it on fire, and is now trying to claim the smoke is a "feature." Welcome to ThreatsDay,...

Connected and Compromised: When IoT Shitboxes Turn Into Threats Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the universe couldn't shit out another security nightmare, here comes the goddamn Internet of Things. You know, that...

Microsoft Patches CVE-2026-26119: Another Day, Another Dumpster Fire Oh look, it's that time again - Microsoft has discovered that shipping shit code has consequences. CVE-2026-26119 is a privilege escalation vulnerability in...

Operation Red Card 2.0: INTERPOL's Africa Cybercrime Crackdown Nabs 651 Scumbags Oh, brilliant. INTERPOL's been out playing cyber-cop again with Operation Red Card 2.0 - which sounds like a shitty mobile game but is apparently a...

PromptSpy Malware: Because Your Phone Wasn't Fucked Enough Already Oh brilliant. Just what the world fucking needed—another Android malware with delusions of grandeur. This one’s called "PromptSpy," and it’s romancing...

Using AI to Defeat AI: Because This Shit Circus Needed More Tentacles Oh brilliant. The meatbags at Talos have discovered that the solution to the AI clusterfuck is... drum roll... MORE AI. That's like curing a hangover by...

DynoWiper: Because Apparently Just Deleting Files Wasn't Fucking Complicated Enough Oh look, another day, another shitty piece of malware designed by some script kiddie with delusions of grandeur. This one's called "DynoWiper,"...

Abu Dhabi Finance Week: Where Passport Security Goes to Get Fucked in the Ass Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. A bunch of overpaid finance wankers gather in Abu Dhabi for their annual circle-jerk, and some mouth-breathing...

Shields Up: Key Technologies Reshaping My Will to Live Oh brilliant. Another fucking virtual event where a bunch of overpaid wankers in suits tell us we're all going to die in a cyber-ditch unless we buy their latest snake oil....

Supply Chain Attack Turns Android Devices into Malware-Laden Doorstops Oh brilliant. Just when I thought the Android ecosystem couldn't decompose further into the security equivalent of a dead raccoon in a ventilation shaft, some...