Category: Security

2026 64-Bit Malware "Trend": Time Travellers Confused As Criminals Finally Stop Catering To Digital Fossils Oh for fuck's sake, they're calling it a "trend" now? Like it's some hipster bullshit where malware authors are moving to...

Lithuania Holds "No Shit, Sherlock" Summit on AI-Driven Fraud Oh fantastic. Lithuania's best and brightest have finally crawled out of their server rooms and vodka cabinets to announce that—wait for it—AI is being used for...

Weekly Recap: Digital Shitshow Continues Unabated Oh look, another week of cheerful cybersecurity news to make you question why the fuck you even bother turning on your computer. Grab your coffee, your anxiety medication, and...

260K+ Chrome Users Discover That 'Free AI Magic' Actually Means 'Please Steal My Shit' Oh for fuck's sake. In today's episode of "Users Are Incompetent and Google Doesn't Care," we have 260,000+ Chrome-installing mouthbreathers...

Operation DoppelBrand: Because Apparently Phishing Wasn't Shitty Enough Already Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the internet couldn't get any more of a cesspit, some absolute bastards decide to weaponize Fortune 500...

OpenClaw Infostealer Skullfucks AI Agent Configs; World Pretends to Be Surprised Oh look, another fucking Python malware has slithered its way onto PyPI. Socket's research team - bless their naive little hearts - discovered this...

Study Finds 25 Ways Cloud Password Managers Are Shitting the Bed Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought you'd outsourced your pathetic inability to remember passwords to the fucking cloud, some researchers come along and piss...

Shields Up: Another Glorious Circle-Jerk of Cybersecurity Wankwords Oh, for fuck's sake. They've done it again. Some marketing wanker at Dark Reading has cobbled together another virtual event—"Shields Up"—because apparently...

Microsoft Discloses DNS-Based ClickFix Attack — Because Apparently the Internet Wasn't Broken Enough Already Oh, bloody hell. Just when you think Redmond’s finest have patched up all the digital holes in their ship, some...

Shields Up: Because Apparently We Needed Another Reminder That Cybersecurity Is a Dumpster Fire So, the cyber overlords over at Dark Reading decided to host a little shindig called “Shields Up: Key Technologies Reshaping...