Category: Security

Android Malware Developers Form the Unholy Union of Cyber Crap Oh for f***’s sake, as if the Android ecosystem wasn’t already a digital landfill of malware and dumb decisions, now the bastards behind some of the worst...

Weekly Recap: A Week of Digital Dumpster Fires Well, strap the hell in, because this week’s cybersecurity “news” is basically a highlight reel of human stupidity and zero-day nightmares. Firewalls—those magical boxes...

Fake WhatsApp API Package on npm Steals Messages, Contacts, and Login Tokens – What a Bloody Mess Right, listen up, because apparently the npm ecosystem just can’t stop vomiting up malware disguised as “helpful” packages....

Uzbek Android Users Get Shafted by Sneaky SMS-Stealing Malware Well, surprise, surprise — some sorry bastards in Uzbekistan are getting their Android phones turned into electronic snitches. Apparently, some bright spark decided...

Iranian Infy APT Crawls Out of Its Crypt Like a Digital Cockroach Oh, bloody fantastic — just when you think some cyber-arsehole group has been nuked into silence, the goddamn Iranian Infy APT pops back up like a particularly...

54 Idiots Busted for Turning ATMs into Fucking Slot Machines Well, it looks like another batch of tech-savvy dipshits thought they could outsmart the system. The U.S. Department of Justice decided to ruin the week for 54 digital...

UEFI Flaw From Hell: Because Why Not Kick the System Right in the BIOS? Oh, bloody fantastic. Just when you thought your motherboard’s boot process was the one quiet, reliable moment in your miserable computing existence, here...

ISC Stormcast for Friday, December 19th, 2025 - Because the Internet’s Still on Fire Ah, another glorious day in cyberspace where everything’s supposedly getting “better,” yet somehow everything’s still on bloody fire....

Nigeria Finally Bags the Dumbass Behind RaccoonO365 Phishing Garbage Well, about bloody time. So apparently the Nigerian Police Cybercrime Unit actually managed to arrest one of those digital skidmarks behind *RaccoonO365* —...

DLLs & TLS Callbacks — Because Malware Authors Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do So here's the flaming pile of code horror for today: some genius malware writers are once again getting fancy with DLLs and TLS (Thread Local...