Category: Security

Figma's Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Read) Oh, For Fucking Christ, Figma Again. Right, listen up you lot. Figma, that design tool everyone and their grandmother uses? Yeah, they fucked up. Badly. Some researcher...

Ransomware Cartels? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ... Another One. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, the script kiddies have decided 'working alone' is too much effort. Shocking, I know. This article details how LockBit...

Ugh, Another Breach Summary Seriously? Red Hat Got Pwned. Again. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Some clowns – apparently calling themselves "Scattered Spider" (original name, right?) and the Lapsus$...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Oh, For Fucking Sake... Oracle Again Oracle EBS is Screwed. AGAIN. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some script kiddies calling themselves Cl0p – original name, that – are having a field day exploiting a vulnerability...

Seriously? Another Week, Another Pile of Sh*t Oh joy. It's Tuesday and ISC is flapping their gums again about the usual garbage fire that is cybersecurity. Apparently, some Iranian-backed group – because *of course* it’s them...

Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? Microsoft's Linking *Another* Attack Group To Stuff. Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. Microsoft – yeah, them – are claiming they've connected a group called "Storm-1175"...

Ugh. Another Security Thing. Seriously? This Again?! Right, so some morons are hiding keywords in their websites using CSS again. Like, REALLY well hidden. We're talking about injecting a *shit-ton* of text into the page that’s...

Redis? Seriously? You Idiots Left a *Thirteen-Year-Old* Flaw in Redis?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Apparently, some bright sparks over at Redis left a goddamn vulnerability open since 2011. Yes, you read that right –...

Seriously? Another One? RediShell – You’ve Got to Be Fucking Kidding Me Oh, joy. Another Remote Code Execution (RCE) vulnerability. This time it's in Redis, that little in-memory data store everyone loves because it's "fast."...