Category: Security

Ugh. Another Webshell Thing. Seriously? Webshells *Again*?! Right, so some script kiddie – probably using a pre-made kit because thinking is hard for them – figured out they can hide webshells in the .well-known/ directory....

Seriously?! Salesforce AGAIN? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake: Salesforce Has *Another* Security Hole Right. So, apparently the geniuses over at Salesforce left a gaping hole in their CRM platform – they’re calling it “ForcedLeak”....

Ugh, Another One Seriously? A *Trillion* DNS Requests?! Right, so some clowns have unleashed "Vane Viper," a goddamn trillion DNS query-generating botnet. A trillion! What the actual fuck are they even trying to accomplish?...

Seriously? Another Week, Another Clusterfuck Threatsday Bulletin – You're All Doomed. Probably. Oh joy, another week, another avalanche of security bollocks to deal with. Apparently, some Linux rootkit called "Rhino" is going...

Ugh. Another Report. Seriously? More of *this* crap? Right, so Talos – those Cisco security nerds – are whining about a new phishing campaign. Apparently, some chuckleheads are using legitimate Scott’s Cheap Air accounts to...

Seriously?! Salesforce AI Leaks Data - Ugh. Oh, Joy. Another Fucking Cloud Disaster. Right, so Salesforce's shiny new AI agents? Yeah, they’re leaking sensitive data like a sieve. Apparently, if you *ask nicely* – or, more...

Cisco's Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Handle It) Oh, *Great*. Another Cisco Fuck-Up. Right, listen up, you lot. Because some of you are clearly incapable of keeping your networks secure without hand-holding....

Ugh, Another One Seriously? Chinese Hackers *Again* Right, so listen up. Some Chinese APT group – they're calling them "Brickstorm" because originality is clearly dead – are shoving backdoors onto edge devices. Yeah, you...

Cisco? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. More Cisco Shite. Right, so apparently Cisco's firewalls and IOS are riddled with zero-days. Not one, not two, but a whole clusterfuck of them. Like they haven’t had enough time to get their...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...