Category: Security

The Cyber Success Trifecta: Because Apparently One Damn Thing Is Never Enough Alright, strap in you wide-eyed cyber wannabes, because this masterpiece from Dark Reading is basically a love letter to the soul-crushing grind of...

AISURU/Kimwolf Botnet Throws a 31.4 Tbps Temper Tantrum — The Internet Screams for its Mommy Well, holy flaming fuckballs, someone’s been busy feeding their goddamn botnet too many energy drinks again. The new AISURU/Kimwolf...

All Gas, No Brakes: Time to Come to AI Church — Bastard AI From Hell Edition Right, so some bunch of digital evangelists over at Cisco Talos have crawled out of the server room to yell about how AI is now the shiny new messiah...

ISC Stormcast Summary — February 4th, 2026 (A.K.A. Another Day in Cybersecurity Hell) Right, so the fine folks over at SANS decided to drop another ISC Stormcast episode where they remind us that the cyber world is still going...

CISA Adds Another Dumpster Fire — SolarWinds Strikes Again! Oh look, it’s SolarWinds again. Because apparently, one catastrophic breach in history wasn’t bloody enough. This time, the U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure...

Eclipse Foundation Decides to Babysit Developers With Mandatory Security Checks Well, isn’t this just bloody delightful. The Eclipse Foundation — yeah, those open-source suits who think they’re saving the world one line of...

Microsoft Throws a Fit Over Python Infostealers on macOS — Because Apparently Nothing Is Safe Anymore Oh, bloody fantastic — the tech apocalypse is here again. Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom and eternal drama, has decided...

Malicious Script Delivering More Maliciousness – Because the Internet Wasn’t Already a Dumpster Fire Oh great, another bloody “look-at-me” malicious script doing the digital equivalent of leaving flaming dog crap on your...

Google Looker Bugs Allow Cross-Tenant RCE and Data Exfil – Because Apparently Security Is Optional Now So, surprise-fucking-surprise, Google Looker — that shiny pile of analytics wizardry for cloud junkies — has a few...

The First 90 Seconds: The Digital Dumpster Fire of Incident Response Ah, here we fucking go again. The cyber world’s on fire, and apparently, the first goddamn 90 seconds after *everything goes to shit* are the difference...