Category: Security

Dark Reading Opens The State of Application Security Survey – Or, Yet Another Bloody Survey About How Everyone’s Still Screwing Up AppSec So, Dark Reading just fired up their latest "State of Application Security" survey,...

Coders Are Letting AI Write Their Crap Code – What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Oh, fantastic. Because what the world really needed in 2026 was a bunch of caffeine-deprived developers outsourcing their last functioning brain cell...

Evasive Panda’s DNS Sh*tshow: Because Apparently Cyber Espionage Needs More F*cking Pandas So apparently, the sneaky little bastards known as Evasive Panda—yeah, another “advanced persistent threat” group with a name that...

Mentorship and Diversity: Because Apparently We Need to Be Nice to People Now Right, so this bloody article bangs on about how the cybersecurity world isn’t just about nerds in dark rooms pounding keyboards anymore. No, now...

Trust Wallet Chrome Extension Goes Full Dumpster Fire — Loses $7 Million in Crypto Well, guess what, another bloody "secure" crypto wallet has decided to shit the bed. This time it’s Trust Wallet — yeah, the one that’s...

Fortinet’s Latest “Oh Shit” Moment: Another 2FA Bypass Disaster Well, here we bloody go again. Fortinet’s in the news because some malicious little shits out there have found yet *another* way to screw over their...

CISA Flags Actively Exploited Digiever NVR Clusterf*** Vulnerability Oh, for f***’s sake — here we go again. The U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) just dropped a steaming pile of bad news, yelling...

LastPass Screws the Pooch... Again Oh for fuck’s sake, LastPass is back in the headlines. Remember that 2022 breach where half the internet shat itself because some genius left their password vaults sitting around like free...

ThreatsDay Bulletin: Because Cyber Chaos Never Sleeps Oh joy, another goddamn week, another parade of digital dumpster fires. This so-called "ThreatsDay Bulletin" is basically a reminder that the internet’s a festering...

Italy Slaps Apple with a €98.6 Million Fine for Being a Greedy Bastard Well, well, well, look who’s been caught with their shiny, overpriced pants down – bloody Apple. The Italian watchdogs finally grew a pair and decided...