Category: Security

SBOMs in 2026: A Clusterfuck of Love, Hate, and WTF Right, so apparently the world can't decide whether Software Bills of Materials (SBOMs) are the bloody saviors of cybersecurity or just another goddamn bureaucratic nightmare....

Happy 16th Bloody Birthday, KrebsOnSecurity! Well, well, well. Looks like Brian “Internet Pest Exterminator” Krebs has somehow managed to keep his digital watchdog kennel running for sixteen goddamn years without...

ISC Stormcast For Sunday, December 28th, 2025 – Another Bloody Reminder That Security Never Sleeps (But You Should) So, here we go again. The ISC folks dropped another cheery little Stormcast update, making sure we all know the...

MongoDB’s Latest F***-Up: Memory Leaks for Everyone! Well, strap in folks because MongoDB just dropped another flaming pile of digital stupidity on the internet. Seems the lovable geniuses behind the world’s favorite...

LangChain Core Just Faceplanted — And Took Everyone’s Secrets With It Well, well, well… another bloody day, another “critical vulnerability” in some overhyped AI toy. This time the poor sod in the spotlight is LangChain...

Dark Reading Opens The State of Application Security Survey – Or, Yet Another Bloody Survey About How Everyone’s Still Screwing Up AppSec So, Dark Reading just fired up their latest "State of Application Security" survey,...

Coders Are Letting AI Write Their Crap Code – What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Oh, fantastic. Because what the world really needed in 2026 was a bunch of caffeine-deprived developers outsourcing their last functioning brain cell...

Evasive Panda’s DNS Sh*tshow: Because Apparently Cyber Espionage Needs More F*cking Pandas So apparently, the sneaky little bastards known as Evasive Panda—yeah, another “advanced persistent threat” group with a name that...

Mentorship and Diversity: Because Apparently We Need to Be Nice to People Now Right, so this bloody article bangs on about how the cybersecurity world isn’t just about nerds in dark rooms pounding keyboards anymore. No, now...

Trust Wallet Chrome Extension Goes Full Dumpster Fire — Loses $7 Million in Crypto Well, guess what, another bloody "secure" crypto wallet has decided to shit the bed. This time it’s Trust Wallet — yeah, the one that’s...