Category: Security

Orchid Security’s Fancy-Ass “Continuous Identity Observability” – Because Apparently We Weren’t Watching Enough Already Oh look, another shiny cybersecurity buzzword has fallen out of the corporate bullshit generator....

The Mexican Government’s Data Dumpster Fire – or Maybe Just Hot Air Oh, for fuck’s sake. Another week, another government supposedly leaking data like a cracked toilet, and this time Mexico’s in the spotlight. Apparently,...

Extra Extra! DR Global Latin America: Because Cyber Chaos Needed a Passport Stamp Oh, great bloody news — the cyber overlords at Dark Reading have decided that the world wasn’t already paranoid enough about data breaches and...

China’s Digital Delinquents Are at It Again – The Amaranth Dragon Circus Oh, bloody fantastic. Yet another bunch of cyber desperados from China, calling themselves “Amaranth Dragon,” decided they’d have a jolly good...

DEAD#VAX Malware Campaign: Because Apparently, Cyber Idiocy Never Sleeps Oh great, another day, another pack of script-kiddie wet dreams unleashed on the internet. This time it’s called DEAD#VAX—because apparently picking...

Microsoft Builds a Bloody Backdoor Detector for Open-Weight LLMs… Because Apparently Trust Is Dead So Microsoft — yeah, the same corporate overlords who brought you Clippy, spontaneous Windows updates, and the mother of all...

ISC Stormcast for February 3rd, 2026 — The Cyber Dumpster Fire Continues Oh great, another day, another goddamn pile of security chaos. The ISC Stormcast for February 3rd, 2026, reads like a who’s who of cyber stupidity and...

Notepad++ Hosting Gets Shafted by Chinese Hackers – Because of Course It Bloody Did Well, hold on to your digital underpants, folks, because the geniuses at Notepad++ just got royally screwed. Turns out some sneaky bastards...

Mozilla Adds a “Kill-the-AI” Button, Because Apparently We’ve All Had Enough of That Generative Crap Oh joy, it looks like Mozilla finally woke the hell up and realized that not everyone wants their goddamn browser...

APT28 Strikes Again – Because Microsoft Just Can’t Catch a Fucking Break Oh look, it’s *that* time again — the Russian cyber-spooks over at APT28 (aka Fancy Bear, aka “those persistent bastards”) are back at it. This...