Category: Security

OpenClaw: Yet Another Malware Menace That Won’t Die So, apparently, the universe needed yet *another* goddamn botnet to make defenders question their career choices. Enter OpenClaw — also going by the totally evil-sounding...

When the Cloud Shits Itself and Takes the Whole Bloody Internet With It Ah, another glorious day on the Internet, where everything’s *fine* — until one of those smug, overhyped cloud providers decides to take a nap. That’s...

Hackers Exploit Metro4Shell RCE Flaw in React Native CLI npm Package — and Everyone’s Losing Their Shit Well, guess what, another bloody day, another dumpster fire in software land. This week’s special? Some genius found a...

The Smarter SOC Blueprint: A Masterclass in Digital Herding Cats Right, so apparently someone decided we all needed a *webinar* — because we didn’t already have enough meetings wasting our lives — on how to make a...

Dark Patterns: The Slimy Bastards of the Internet Right, so apparently someone’s finally decided to talk about how the web’s full of manipulative UX crap designed to trick us into clicking shit we don’t want. They’re...

8-Minute Access: AI Turns AWS Into a Goddamn Sieve Right, strap in, because this one’s a bloody masterpiece of corporate clownery. Some security researchers just demonstrated that with the help of AI, you can compromise an AWS...

Docker Finally Patches a Massive "Ask Gordon AI" Shitshow Oh bloody wonderful — Docker managed to trip over its own shiny new AI toy, “Ask Gordon,” which was supposed to make developers’ lives easier but instead left a...

Open VSX Supply Chain Attack: Yet Another Glorious Clusterfuck in Developerland Oh look, another bloody supply chain fiasco in the open-source world. Because what the fuck else is new? This time, the poor bastards running Open...

ISC Stormcast for February 2nd, 2026 – or, Yet Another Monday in Cyber Hell Well, strap in, folks, because apparently cyberspace decided to throw another goddamn tantrum this Monday. The ISC Stormcast for February 2nd, 2026, is...

eScan Antivirus Update Servers Compromised – Because Nothing Says “Security” Like an Infected Antivirus Well, isn’t this a steaming pile of digital horse crap. Our dear friends at eScan — you know, the people who are...