Category: Security

Seriously?! Another Breach? Oh, Joy. More Data Leaks. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some chuckleheads managed to compromise a bunch of police and government email accounts – AGAIN. Like we haven't got enough problems....

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some new shit's broken loose. This week’s SANS ISC diary is basically a laundry list of things...

Seriously?! Another Plea For Help You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me: States Begging Congress Again Oh, joy. More whining from state and local governments about how they can’t defend themselves against cyberattacks....

Seriously?! Another Fucking Security Problem You've Got To Be Kidding Me: FIDO is Already Broken. Alright, listen up, you bunch of security theater enthusiasts. Apparently, all that shiny new FIDO authentication crap isn’t as...

Seriously?! Still This Shit? CVE-2017-11882: The Gift That Keeps On Giving Oh, for the love of all that is holy. CVE-2017-11882. Still causing problems in August of 2024? Are you fucking kidding me? This ancient Microsoft Office...

Charon Ransomware: Another Fucking Day, Another Attack Charon Ransomware: Seriously? Oh joy. More ransomware. Apparently, some outfit calling themselves Charon – like the ferryman of the dead, how original – is screwing with...

Microsoft Patches? Oh Joy. Seriously, *Another* Microsoft Patch Tuesday? Ugh. Fine. Here's the deal. Microsoft shoved out 111 security fixes this month (August 2025, in case you’ve lost track of time while desperately trying to...

Ugh, Another AI Article Seriously? More AI Bullshit Right, so some people – because apparently they have *nothing* better to do – held a webinar about the "next wave" of AI cyberattacks. Shocking. Apparently, it's not enough...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your AI SOC "Summary" Seriously? You need *me* to explain this? Alright, listen up you lot. Apparently, some people still haven’t figured out that AI is going to completely fuck up (and maybe help with)...

Seriously? Another Fortinet Fuckup Fortinet's FortiSIEM is Leaking Like a Sieve, Surprise! Oh joy. More security theater from the clowns at Fortinet. Apparently, their FortiSIEM product – you know, the thing supposed to prevent...