Category: Security

Seriously, Fix Your Javascript Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Unmonitored JS is a Disaster Right, listen up you lot. Apparently some people *still* don’t understand basic web security. This article – and I use that term...

Ugh. Another Week, Another Clusterfuck. Seriously? This is News? Right, so apparently some script kiddie managed to cobble together a worm for WhatsApp. A worm. Like we haven't seen enough of those, right? It exploits a video...

Seriously?! Another Problem With These Kids... Oh, Joy. More Useless Information. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, these fresh-faced tech grads coming out of school? They’re behind. Yeah, you...

Quantum Bullshit - A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Up) Oh, *Now* You Care About Quantum? Right. So apparently the financial sector – and a few other slow-moving industries – are being told they need to start thinking...

Seriously? You're *Just Now* Noticing This? Oh, For F\*ck’s Sake: Critical Infrastructure is a Mess Right. So apparently, the geniuses running critical infrastructure are realizing their "back offices" – you know, HR,...

ESAFENET CDG V5 - Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another One. Right, listen up you lot. SANS ISC just flagged scans for ESAFENET CDG V5. Yes, another vulnerability in that godforsaken piece of software. Apparently, it's a critical...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Wireshark Releases? Oh Joy. Seriously? More Wireshark Updates. Right, so the packet sniffers got *another* release. Versions 4.4.10 and 4.6.0 are out now, because apparently things weren't broken enough already. Mostly it’s a...

Oracle's Mess, Your Problem Seriously? *Another* Oracle Fuckup Oh joy. Like we don’t have enough to deal with, Oracle’s managed to bollocks up their E-Business Suite again. This time, it's a critical bug – CVE-2025-43876,...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...