Category: Security

Velociraptor? More Like Velocity-Ransomware, You Idiots. Seriously?! Another Tool Abused. Oh, fantastic. Just what we needed. Some script kiddies – probably the same ones who think port scanning is "elite hacking" – have...

SonicWall? Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake, It's SonicWall Again Right. So, some "experts" – and I use that term *loosely* – are flapping their gums about another massive screw-up with SonicWall VPN appliances. Apparently,...

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Ugh, Another Data Breach Seriously? CL0P Again?! Right, listen up. Some clowns – allegedly linked to the ransomware gang CL0P (because *of course* it's them) – have been exploiting a vulnerability in Oracle software. A pretty...

Gladinet & TrioFox? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake... Another One. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some security researchers (because *someone* has to do the job of actual developers) found a critical vulnerability...

Seriously?! Another NPM Screwup Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: More Malicious NPM Packages Right. So, some "researchers" (read: people who should be doing their jobs better) found 175 malicious npm packages. One hundred and...

Ugh, Another "Future of Security" Article Seriously? The AI SOC Stack of 2026. As If. Right, so some 'experts' have decided to pontificate about what the Security Operations Center (SOC) will look like in… *checks notes*...

Fortra's Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Seriously? Another One. Fortra's GoAnywhere SNAFU, Detailed. Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. Fortra – formerly Intermapper, if you...

Ugh, Another Fucking Security Mess Seriously? Payroll Pirates Now?! Right, listen up. Microsoft's whining about some new bullshit they’re calling “Payroll Pirates.” Apparently, these morons are targeting HR...

Ugh. Another "Revolution" in Cybersecurity Blogging Seriously? They're Adding *Opinions* to Dark Reading Right, so apparently the geniuses over at Dark Reading decided their site wasn’t insufferable enough. They've launched a...