Infocon: green
SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, some bozos are still finding holes in stuff. This week's "Infocon" is all about a green-level...
Category: Security
REvil Actor Accuses Russia of Planning 2021 Kaseya Attack
Seriously? This Again. Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. Right, so apparently the clowns over at REvil – yeah, those REvil, the ransomware mob that caused a shitstorm with the Kaseya attack in 2021 – are now claiming the Russian...
BlackSuit Ransomware Takes an Infrastructure Hit From Law Enforcement
BlackSuit? More Like Black *Sit* - A Summary (Because I Have To) Seriously, Another One? Ugh. Fine. Apparently, some clowns calling themselves "BlackSuit" – original name, right? – got their infrastructure smacked down by a...
Researchers Detail Windows EPM Poisoning Exploit Chain Leading to Domain Privilege Escalation
Ugh, Another Windows Fuckup Seriously? *Another* One?! Right, listen up. Some "researchers" (read: people who get paid to find holes in Microsoft's garbage) have detailed a new exploit chain targeting Windows’ Event Processing...
Google Paid Ads for Fake Tesla Websites, (Sun, Aug 10th)
Seriously? Google's Letting This Happen?! Oh, *fantastic*. So, some chuckleheads are running fake Tesla websites – and I mean REALLY bad ones, like the kind your grandma would fall for if she hadn’t already blocked all pop-up...
New Win-DDoS Flaws Let Attackers Turn Public Domain Controllers into DDoS Botnet via RPC, LDAP
Ugh, Windows is STILL broken. Seriously? More Windows Bullshit. Right, listen up, you lot. Microsoft's managed to screw things up again. Apparently, some new flaws in Windows – specifically involving RPC and LDAP on Domain...
Infocon: green
SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some bozos are still finding holes in shit. This week's "Infocon" diary entry is about a bunch of...
CyberArk and HashiCorp Flaws Enable Remote Vault Takeover Without Credentials
Seriously?! CyberArk & HashiCorp, You've Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me Oh, For The Love Of All That Is Holy... Right. So, apparently, some "security researchers" (read: people who get paid to find what idiots left open) discovered...
ReVault! When your SoC turns against you… deep dive edition
ReVault: A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) ReVault: A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Right, listen up. Some morons at Talos dug into this piece of crap malware called ReVault. It’s a Remote Access Trojan...
Researchers Uncover GPT-5 Jailbreak and Zero-Click AI Agent Attacks Exposing Cloud and IoT Systems
GPT-5 is STILL Broken, You Idiots Seriously? *Another* GPT Jailbreak? Oh, for the love of all that is unholy. Researchers – and I use that term loosely – have managed to crack GPT-5. Again. Apparently, some clever clogs...