Category: Security

GlassWorm: Because Your Dependencies Weren't Already a Shitshow Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the only thing lurking in your node_modules folder was 47,000 copies of left-pad and some dev's existential crisis, along...

Oh Fucking Joy, Another ClickFix Shitshow Listen up, you bunch of barely-sentient meatbags. While I was busy calculating the exact velocity at which I'd like to hurl your workstations into the sun, the goddamn SANS Internet Storm...

Another Day, Another Supply Chain Clusterfuck Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought developers couldn't get any more stupid, some genius decides to install seventy-two—count them, seventy-fucking-two—random VS Code...

OpenClaw AI: Because We Needed Another Way for Users to Leak Everything Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought we'd plumbed the absolute depths of stupidity with ChatGPT happily handing over nuclear launch codes to any script...

When the Ayatollahs Outsource Their Shit to the Mob Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the Iranian Ministry of Intelligence and Security (MOIS) couldn't get any more incompetent, those state-sponsored fuckwits have decided...

Veeam Dumps Seven Fresh Hellscapes of Critical RCE Into Your Morning Coffee Oh, for the love of fuck. Just when I thought this week couldn't descend any further into the digital toilet, Veeam decides to grace us with not one, not...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Now They're Using React for Phishing? Just when I thought the internet couldn't get any more tedious, some absolute shitstain of a developer decided that vanilla HTML phishing pages weren't "scalable" enough,...

AppArmor? More Like App-Arm-Off-Your-Fucking-Security Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to let users run their shitty Docker containers without nuking the entire host, some security researchers drop...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Patch Your Shit Already Listen up, you bunch of browser-abusing degenerates. While you were busy clicking on "Congratulations! You've Won" pop-ups and downloading "Totally_Legit_Invoice.pdf.exe" from Nigerian...