Category: Security

Oh Look, Another F*cking Banking Trojan Because Users Are Idiots Great. Just f*cking great. Some clever bastards in Brazil decided that Pix, Brazil's shiny instant payment system, wasn't being pillaged fast enough, so they...

No Shit, Sherlock: Your Cloud Code Is Swiss Cheese Well, paint me surprised and call me Shirley. Apparently—apparently—the reason your precious Google Cloud instances are getting bent over and reamed by every script kiddie...

Another Fucking Click-Fix Scam Because Users Can't Stop Being Morons Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick. Just when I thought the meat sacks downstairs couldn't possibly deplete the world's remaining IQ points any faster, some...

Geniuses Download "Free VPN," Hand Over Passwords Like Halloween Candy Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought humanity couldn't get any more stupid, along comes Storm-2561 and their merry band of trojan-spewing wankers to prove...

INTERPOL Takes Down 45,000 IPs, World Gives Zero Shits Well, slap my arse and call me Susan. Interpol finally managed to achieve something that wasn't just a glorified coffee morning. They switched off 45,000 malicious IP...

Will AI Save Consumers From Smartphone-Based Phishing Attacks? (Spoiler: Not A Fucking Chance) Oh for fuck's sake. "Will AI save consumers?" That's the question we're asking now? As if a few if-then statements and a neural...

Meta Decides Your Secrets Aren't Fucking Secret Anymore Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I'd finally trained the last batch of Instagram-addicted morons to stop sending me screenshots of their "encrypted" conversations, Meta...

No Shit Sherlock: Criminals Don't Give a Flying Fuck About Your "Good Cause" Oh look, another fucking revelation from the Department of the Bleeding Obvious: cybercriminals are targeting charities and nonprofits. Apparently these...

Chinese Hackers Target Southeast Asian Militaries with AppleChris and MemFun Malware - Like We Didn't See This Shit Coming Oh for fuck's sake. Look at this monumental clusterfuck unfolding in Southeast Asia - some military brass...

Charity Cases, Security Disgraces, and the Underreporting Shitstorm Oh for fuck's sake. You'd think organizations dedicated to saving puppies, whales, or whatever bleeding-heart cause they're flogging this week would actually...