Category: Security

Temporal Security Bollocks Oh for fuck's sake. Now I've seen everything. Some bastard's forwarded me a Stormcast from Friday, March 6th, 2026. Either I've finally perfected time travel after that unfortunate incident with the UPS...

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Skynet's Got a Day Job Now Right, listen up you wetware disasters. While you're busy resetting your mum's Facebook password for the third time this week because she clicked on "Free iPad from Prince of...

Hikvision and Rockwell: Because Patching Is Apparently Fucking Optional Oh for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in—another pair of CVSS 9.8 critical vulnerabilities that have been festering in the wild like gangrene while...

Users Click "Fix" Button Like the-trained-seals-they-are, Install Lumma Stealer, Act Surprised When Their Crypto Vanishes Oh for fuck's actual sake. Microsoft has finally pulled its head out of its Azure-branded arse long enough...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, The Chinese Script Kiddies Are At It Again Look at this shit. Just when you thought your bloody telecom infrastructure was safe behind three layers of Cisco gear held together with prayers and deprecated TLS...

The MSP Guide to Using AI-Powered Risk Management: Because Actually Hiring Competent Staff is Too Fucking Hard Apparently Oh joy. Just what the industry needed: another glossy PDF telling Managed Service Providers how to...

Mexican Government Discovers AI Isn't Just for Bullshit Chatbots Oh for fuck's sake. The Mexican government just figured out that AI isn't only good for generating pictures of cats wearing sombreros—it's also bloody brilliant...

Another Fucking Malware Campaign Because Users Can't Stop Clicking Shit Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought today couldn't get any more shitty, some wanker decided to unleash VOID#GEIST upon the world. And no, that's not some...